Newbury Legacy: 2.4
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stillonmystringLast time: Venus, Pearl, and Onyx started college and their dorm was predictably full of smelly, angry idiots. Onyx danced his ass off while being stalked by one of the worst offenders. Pearl found herself a man and popped the question, making her siblings look like total failures in the romance department. And Venus, sadly, seemed to lose her personality completely the moment she hit campus.
Apparently, Venus' bedroom is the life of the party - looks like a pretty happenin' party. Don't go too crazy there, folks, Venus is trying to get her beauty sleep!
God, there is just so much wrong with this picture I don't know where to start. Okay. First, there's stinky boy getting his ass kicked yet again by his fashion-challenged arch nemesis. Then there's that mysterious puddle; let's hope it's not what I think it is though I don't see any other reason for a random puddle by the stairs. Then there's Gwen in her panties standing in the questionable liquid. And she and the other chick (who used to live in Ned's old dorm, if you remember - damn, girl, college isn't that difficult that you've been there for twenty years, is it?) are both terribly repulsed - though it's hard to say by what exactly; pretty much all of them smell horrible at this point.
Venus: "Please, God, get me out of this hellhole."
She lets out her aggression by totally ruining the neat little pile of leaves her sister just raked together. How terribly sinister of you, V!
"SEE?!? I can still be a crazy alien freak! I'm not totally boring!"
Yeah, just please try to remind us of that a little more often.
Alright, time for a weather fascination face-off. Whoever has the most adorable "ooooohhhh" face wins. One, two, three, go!...
Venus pulls out all the stops. Look at those big blue eyes full of wonder and amazement!
But Pearl's looking pretty adorable, too - between her totally awesome hat and her cute little nose and her irresistible brown eyes, I have to call this one a tie. Bravo, girls!
ONYX, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? You're only falling in love with Gwen because you know that'll give you a better chance at being heir. Goddamn you! (Disclaimer: I promise. I had nothing to do with this. It was all him. He's such a sneaky little bastard.)
And she's totally in on his shenanigans! If you weren't so adorable, I would be way pissed at you, girlfriend.
Gah, okay, if you're really that determined...
Why not let them have a little fun? I mean, just look how excited he is! He deserves at least a glimpse of happiness if he doesn't make heir.
Don't be acting all innocent, girl, we can all see that green stink trailing behind you. It's my worst fear realized: you are becoming one of them!
Venus wanted to hire a maid so she did and look, she's a freaking alien! Maybe Venus telepathically sensed that she was one of her own and that's why she wanted to call. ALIEN TAKEOVER!!111! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Gwen, Gwen, Gwen... I would not be happy with you if your victim was anyone else but since it's stinky boy go 'head and kick his ass!
Damn it, that loser actually beat you?
I'm so sorry, bb, I know it hurts.
HOLY FUCK WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!? FURIOUS GWEN IS FURIOUS!
Yeah, dude, I would be scared, too; just back slowly away and no one will get hurt... You know, her extreme bitchiness just makes me love her even more. Oh God, Onyx, your evil plan is working!
Venus' reaction to the fight: she just walked into the room and calmly sat down on the sofa. "Ho hum, I've seen better *yawn*"
Can you guess what's happening here? Can you? It's another fight, of course. And Gwen's either moping about how much she hates this place or wishing it was her taking stinky boy down instead of his other bully - you decide.
Pearl, on the other hand, is totally loving it.
This girl continues to amaze me. Her meek, innocent exterior is totally a ruse. She's more cut out for the police force than I thought she was, apparently.
"Wah, wah, why do people keep picking on me?"
Maybe it's because you can never seem to find a shower and wander around in a perpetual green cloud of stink all day, you think?
Wow, I have never seen the cafeteria worker take a break from her duties before. But I guess everyone's gotta eat sometime.
VENUS, YOU ARE THE WORST KNOWLEDGE SIM IN THE WORLD! What knowledge Sim acts like this when they are about to go look through a telescope? You should be ecstatic! I mean, you might be able to see your extraterrestrial relation if you look hard enough (and if it were not the middle of the day).
For an obligatory cameo from some member of their family stuck at home... it's time for a little father-daughter bonding!
There's no bond stronger than the bond of a kickass school cheer. Actually... Ned is looking a bit emo; maybe he's being bombarded by memories of his own hellish college experience and having some sort of post-traumatic stress flaskback.
"KERBITS KERBITS GOOOOOOOO KERBITS!"
Bwahahahahaha. That's what you get for being such an unhygeinic asshole.
Well, this is sure a friendly bunch. I can feel the aggression and passionate hate right through the computer screen.
Gwen laughs hysterically at her enemy's weak bladder. Damn, girl, could you make me love you anymore?
So, ummm... here's the deal. I accidentally broke Pearl and Harlan up. I swear, it was a total accident! The "break up" option was just so close to "admire" or something and I couldn't cancel it in time. And I didn't want to exit without saving because a. a lot of other stuff had happened that I hadn't already saved and b. it seems kind of like cheating - you just have to let things take their course, you know, even if that course totally sucks...
So now Harlan's furious with Pearl and, despite being the one who broke it off, she cries over their ruined engagement every ten minutes.
Gah, I'm so sorry, Pearl! Your sad face shames me. But you understand, don't you? I didn't do it on purpose! Please don't hate me forever. It can still work out... or can it? DUN DUN DUN.
Apparently, Venus' bedroom is the life of the party - looks like a pretty happenin' party. Don't go too crazy there, folks, Venus is trying to get her beauty sleep!
God, there is just so much wrong with this picture I don't know where to start. Okay. First, there's stinky boy getting his ass kicked yet again by his fashion-challenged arch nemesis. Then there's that mysterious puddle; let's hope it's not what I think it is though I don't see any other reason for a random puddle by the stairs. Then there's Gwen in her panties standing in the questionable liquid. And she and the other chick (who used to live in Ned's old dorm, if you remember - damn, girl, college isn't that difficult that you've been there for twenty years, is it?) are both terribly repulsed - though it's hard to say by what exactly; pretty much all of them smell horrible at this point.
Venus: "Please, God, get me out of this hellhole."
She lets out her aggression by totally ruining the neat little pile of leaves her sister just raked together. How terribly sinister of you, V!
"SEE?!? I can still be a crazy alien freak! I'm not totally boring!"
Yeah, just please try to remind us of that a little more often.
Alright, time for a weather fascination face-off. Whoever has the most adorable "ooooohhhh" face wins. One, two, three, go!...
Venus pulls out all the stops. Look at those big blue eyes full of wonder and amazement!
But Pearl's looking pretty adorable, too - between her totally awesome hat and her cute little nose and her irresistible brown eyes, I have to call this one a tie. Bravo, girls!
ONYX, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? You're only falling in love with Gwen because you know that'll give you a better chance at being heir. Goddamn you! (Disclaimer: I promise. I had nothing to do with this. It was all him. He's such a sneaky little bastard.)
And she's totally in on his shenanigans! If you weren't so adorable, I would be way pissed at you, girlfriend.
Gah, okay, if you're really that determined...
Why not let them have a little fun? I mean, just look how excited he is! He deserves at least a glimpse of happiness if he doesn't make heir.
Don't be acting all innocent, girl, we can all see that green stink trailing behind you. It's my worst fear realized: you are becoming one of them!
Venus wanted to hire a maid so she did and look, she's a freaking alien! Maybe Venus telepathically sensed that she was one of her own and that's why she wanted to call. ALIEN TAKEOVER!!111! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Gwen, Gwen, Gwen... I would not be happy with you if your victim was anyone else but since it's stinky boy go 'head and kick his ass!
Damn it, that loser actually beat you?
I'm so sorry, bb, I know it hurts.
HOLY FUCK WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!? FURIOUS GWEN IS FURIOUS!
Yeah, dude, I would be scared, too; just back slowly away and no one will get hurt... You know, her extreme bitchiness just makes me love her even more. Oh God, Onyx, your evil plan is working!
Venus' reaction to the fight: she just walked into the room and calmly sat down on the sofa. "Ho hum, I've seen better *yawn*"
Can you guess what's happening here? Can you? It's another fight, of course. And Gwen's either moping about how much she hates this place or wishing it was her taking stinky boy down instead of his other bully - you decide.
Pearl, on the other hand, is totally loving it.
This girl continues to amaze me. Her meek, innocent exterior is totally a ruse. She's more cut out for the police force than I thought she was, apparently.
"Wah, wah, why do people keep picking on me?"
Maybe it's because you can never seem to find a shower and wander around in a perpetual green cloud of stink all day, you think?
Wow, I have never seen the cafeteria worker take a break from her duties before. But I guess everyone's gotta eat sometime.
VENUS, YOU ARE THE WORST KNOWLEDGE SIM IN THE WORLD! What knowledge Sim acts like this when they are about to go look through a telescope? You should be ecstatic! I mean, you might be able to see your extraterrestrial relation if you look hard enough (and if it were not the middle of the day).
For an obligatory cameo from some member of their family stuck at home... it's time for a little father-daughter bonding!
There's no bond stronger than the bond of a kickass school cheer. Actually... Ned is looking a bit emo; maybe he's being bombarded by memories of his own hellish college experience and having some sort of post-traumatic stress flaskback.
"KERBITS KERBITS GOOOOOOOO KERBITS!"
Bwahahahahaha. That's what you get for being such an unhygeinic asshole.
Well, this is sure a friendly bunch. I can feel the aggression and passionate hate right through the computer screen.
Gwen laughs hysterically at her enemy's weak bladder. Damn, girl, could you make me love you anymore?
So, ummm... here's the deal. I accidentally broke Pearl and Harlan up. I swear, it was a total accident! The "break up" option was just so close to "admire" or something and I couldn't cancel it in time. And I didn't want to exit without saving because a. a lot of other stuff had happened that I hadn't already saved and b. it seems kind of like cheating - you just have to let things take their course, you know, even if that course totally sucks...
So now Harlan's furious with Pearl and, despite being the one who broke it off, she cries over their ruined engagement every ten minutes.
Gah, I'm so sorry, Pearl! Your sad face shames me. But you understand, don't you? I didn't do it on purpose! Please don't hate me forever. It can still work out... or can it? DUN DUN DUN.
