Newbury Legacy: TEN POINT OH!
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stillonmystringThe finish line is in sight! Also, this entry is not so ridiculously long... well, in comparison to most of them. And, no, that's not a continuing trend. You know me better than that.
Last time: Elliott and Les had more kids, twin girls named Lena and Remy. More importantly, Caleb met the woman of his dreams, May, with only a couple days before adulthood to spare. They promptly got married so they can go and get started on generation ten the "honorable" way. Also, Noel grew up into one weird little boy.
Inappropriateness, still making me LOL all these many generations later.
Anyway... in more pertinent news, guess who grew up again?!? And already enjoys showing off his svelte bod in nothing more than a clingy speedo bottom? Yep, that's Noel, alright!
Apparently, he's outgrown his "weird" phase and has now entered his "douchebag" phase.
Noel: "How dare you call me that dirty word!"
Go put on a real pair of pants and maybe then I'll consider apologizing.
Meanwhile, BABY ON BOARD! GENERATION 10 IS GO!
May is just thrilled! Either that or she's on some heavy stuff. (And psssst.... look at those massive jugs, holy crap.)
Caleb: "My wife is huge! I hope it's quintuplets! :D :D :D"
Les: "But she had such promise. And now she's completely ruined. How could you let this happen to her?"
Don't let your wife catch you talking like that, mister. You claimed to find her sexy the two times she looked like that after all.
Caleb: "Have you heard the happy news, brother? My wife is pregnant! And huge! I expect she'll be popping any day now..."
Noel: "OMG EW. THE FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM. FEMALES. DO NOT WANT."
Noel is a little on the not straight side... well, he would be if he could actually find a cute boy to love but he's apparently still such a weirdo that he's scared off all the kids at school and none of them ever come home with him. Maybe it's the llama uniform. Being the school mascot is not exactly the pinnacle of coolness.
Whoa, didn't realize these two nearly identical pictures were so close to each other. Anyway, Les works nights so he pretty much wastes the entire day away watching sports on TV. And now that May's knocked up she's had plenty of time to be converted to the dark side as well. Whatever. I don't really care. As long as they're bonding. Plus, I'm just too mesmerized by her FUCKING MASSIVE BREASTS to think about anything else at the moment.
May: "Ooooooooh, Lester, you are so fine!"
Les: "I refuse to acknowledge this woman and her hideously deformed body. Must look away. MUST. LOOK. AWAY!"
Way to stay classy there, May, swooning over your stepfather-in-law whilst clad in a skimpy little bathing suit. I've got my eye on you, girl.
Remy: "What's going on, Mother?"
Elliott: "Not now, little one! I have to guide May through her breathing exercises! Just like we practiced, sweetie, that's it - HOO HOO HEE! HOO HOO HEE!"
May: *IS AWARE OF NOTHING BUT THE UNBEARABLE PAIN*
Caleb is a pansy when it comes to childbirth, just like his father (RIP). At least he's actually being a wimp in the same room, though, and not on the other side of the house.
Lena: "Holy crap, I can't miss this! This is going to be so much more fun than building lame sandcastles!"
Lena: "Allllright, never mind, I could have actually missed that." *needs brain bleach badly*
It's a baby boy named Henry! And he has a freckled skintone. Me = over the moon.
Meanwhile, this guy was finding the idea of serving as cowplant food so much more appealing than witnessing a birth. And he perished for his stupidity. And nobody cared.
They're all too busy fussing over the new baby (while May discreetly tries to hide him away from the crazies). Or, in Elliott's case, composing a song on the piano in her first grandchild's honor.
Lena: "WAIT, YOU MEAN NOW THAT THERE'S A BABY IN THE HOUSE, I'M NO LONGER THE CUTE ONE?!? CAN WE SEND IT BACK TO WHERE IT CAME FROM? I DON'T LIKE IT ANYMORE!"
Lena: "Seriously, I hate this fucking baby!"
Lena: "HAAAAAAAAAATE!"
I'm putting you on baby homicide watch, child, you are frightening me.
Lena: "OH YEAH AND HE SMELLS LIKE SHIT TOO!"
If she was actually going to still be around by the time Henry is all grown up, I imagine there would have been some epic rivalry going on between the two of them. Darn, missed opportunity!
In non-baby news, Elliott has become an elder. An adorable elder. An adorable alcoholic elder.
Elliott: "DID YOU JUST CALL ME WHAT I THINK YOU CALLED ME?!? TAKE IT BACK!"
Elliott: "TAKE IT BACK NOW!"
An adorable angry alcoholic elder. Oh, Elliott, I do love you and your epic moodswings so much. <3
And luckily for you, so does Les, even though he's still all PRETTY and YOUNG.
Lena: "See ya, brother! Now that you're a teenager and not doing anything interesting with your life, it's time for you to move out and make room for even more babies to steal my spotlight! God, I fucking hate my life! But have a good time with yours!"
Noel: "Wait, what? What are you going on about, little girl?"
Here is adult Noel for everyone's viewing pleasure! If he's going to be left to an eternal college life, at least he's doing it in style, right?
Unfortunately, he is not very impressed by the romantic prospects college life has to offer. Probably because the only possible suitors who seem to be paying him any attention are all of the female variety.
Noel: "Where are all the cute guys? YOU PROMISED ME CUTE GUYS! Can I go back home now?"
Sorry but no. You wouldn't want the final generation to consist of only one child after all, would you? That would just be crazy!
Last time: Elliott and Les had more kids, twin girls named Lena and Remy. More importantly, Caleb met the woman of his dreams, May, with only a couple days before adulthood to spare. They promptly got married so they can go and get started on generation ten the "honorable" way. Also, Noel grew up into one weird little boy.
Inappropriateness, still making me LOL all these many generations later.
Anyway... in more pertinent news, guess who grew up again?!? And already enjoys showing off his svelte bod in nothing more than a clingy speedo bottom? Yep, that's Noel, alright!
Apparently, he's outgrown his "weird" phase and has now entered his "douchebag" phase.
Noel: "How dare you call me that dirty word!"
Go put on a real pair of pants and maybe then I'll consider apologizing.
Meanwhile, BABY ON BOARD! GENERATION 10 IS GO!
May is just thrilled! Either that or she's on some heavy stuff. (And psssst.... look at those massive jugs, holy crap.)
Caleb: "My wife is huge! I hope it's quintuplets! :D :D :D"
Les: "But she had such promise. And now she's completely ruined. How could you let this happen to her?"
Don't let your wife catch you talking like that, mister. You claimed to find her sexy the two times she looked like that after all.
Caleb: "Have you heard the happy news, brother? My wife is pregnant! And huge! I expect she'll be popping any day now..."
Noel: "OMG EW. THE FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM. FEMALES. DO NOT WANT."
Noel is a little on the not straight side... well, he would be if he could actually find a cute boy to love but he's apparently still such a weirdo that he's scared off all the kids at school and none of them ever come home with him. Maybe it's the llama uniform. Being the school mascot is not exactly the pinnacle of coolness.
Whoa, didn't realize these two nearly identical pictures were so close to each other. Anyway, Les works nights so he pretty much wastes the entire day away watching sports on TV. And now that May's knocked up she's had plenty of time to be converted to the dark side as well. Whatever. I don't really care. As long as they're bonding. Plus, I'm just too mesmerized by her FUCKING MASSIVE BREASTS to think about anything else at the moment.
May: "Ooooooooh, Lester, you are so fine!"
Les: "I refuse to acknowledge this woman and her hideously deformed body. Must look away. MUST. LOOK. AWAY!"
Way to stay classy there, May, swooning over your stepfather-in-law whilst clad in a skimpy little bathing suit. I've got my eye on you, girl.
Remy: "What's going on, Mother?"
Elliott: "Not now, little one! I have to guide May through her breathing exercises! Just like we practiced, sweetie, that's it - HOO HOO HEE! HOO HOO HEE!"
May: *IS AWARE OF NOTHING BUT THE UNBEARABLE PAIN*
Caleb is a pansy when it comes to childbirth, just like his father (RIP). At least he's actually being a wimp in the same room, though, and not on the other side of the house.
Lena: "Holy crap, I can't miss this! This is going to be so much more fun than building lame sandcastles!"
Lena: "Allllright, never mind, I could have actually missed that." *needs brain bleach badly*
It's a baby boy named Henry! And he has a freckled skintone. Me = over the moon.
Meanwhile, this guy was finding the idea of serving as cowplant food so much more appealing than witnessing a birth. And he perished for his stupidity. And nobody cared.
They're all too busy fussing over the new baby (while May discreetly tries to hide him away from the crazies). Or, in Elliott's case, composing a song on the piano in her first grandchild's honor.
Lena: "WAIT, YOU MEAN NOW THAT THERE'S A BABY IN THE HOUSE, I'M NO LONGER THE CUTE ONE?!? CAN WE SEND IT BACK TO WHERE IT CAME FROM? I DON'T LIKE IT ANYMORE!"
Lena: "Seriously, I hate this fucking baby!"
Lena: "HAAAAAAAAAATE!"
I'm putting you on baby homicide watch, child, you are frightening me.
Lena: "OH YEAH AND HE SMELLS LIKE SHIT TOO!"
If she was actually going to still be around by the time Henry is all grown up, I imagine there would have been some epic rivalry going on between the two of them. Darn, missed opportunity!
In non-baby news, Elliott has become an elder. An adorable elder. An adorable alcoholic elder.
Elliott: "DID YOU JUST CALL ME WHAT I THINK YOU CALLED ME?!? TAKE IT BACK!"
Elliott: "TAKE IT BACK NOW!"
An adorable angry alcoholic elder. Oh, Elliott, I do love you and your epic moodswings so much. <3
And luckily for you, so does Les, even though he's still all PRETTY and YOUNG.
Lena: "See ya, brother! Now that you're a teenager and not doing anything interesting with your life, it's time for you to move out and make room for even more babies to steal my spotlight! God, I fucking hate my life! But have a good time with yours!"
Noel: "Wait, what? What are you going on about, little girl?"
Here is adult Noel for everyone's viewing pleasure! If he's going to be left to an eternal college life, at least he's doing it in style, right?
Unfortunately, he is not very impressed by the romantic prospects college life has to offer. Probably because the only possible suitors who seem to be paying him any attention are all of the female variety.
Noel: "Where are all the cute guys? YOU PROMISED ME CUTE GUYS! Can I go back home now?"
Sorry but no. You wouldn't want the final generation to consist of only one child after all, would you? That would just be crazy!
