Newbury Legacy: 9.3
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stillonmystringLast time: Elliott was still mildly crazy though whether it was due to her husband's untimely passing or her natural inclination to be that way we'll never know. Morgan got pregnant again (is it wrong that when a Sim dies the first thing I think is, yay! room for another baby?) and had a son named Quinn. The headmaster made an appearance and was a creeper, as usual. Morgan and Jack continued to stalk their nephew while leaving their daughter alone to play with boys dangerously close to the water's edge. Oh, and the two of them got retro makeovers for no other reason than I wanted to use some new stuff I had downloaded; just consider it a midlife crisis or something.
Also, you may recall Elliott's potential gentleman caller that she's been chatting with over the phone. Well, he's finally come to call on her! And he might look rather familiar. Do you remember how inappropriately close he was getting to Elliott's sister? Or perhaps you remember the fight he picked with some random little old lady? Yeah, maybe he's a bit of an asshole but he's so damn sexy that we'll forgive him for all of his past bad behavior. Oh, and it may help to know that his name is Lester. Lester Edison. Like Thomas Edison but not.
Lester: "Oh, yes, I am very much looking forward to being a father someday. I just love children!"
Elliott: +++++
Les: "And money? Don't worry, baby, I've got plenty of that too! Whatever you want, just tell me. Solid hunk of pure gold? You've got it! Anything for you, my love!"
I sense the beginnings of a beautiful relationship blooming here...
Oh yes. Look deep into those eyes, Elliott, and feel the looooove!
Meanwhile, Jack has still got a tanning addiction. Which he chooses to indulge at all the wrong times, it seems.
But more importantly, IT'S BIRTHDAY TIME!
June: "I'm bringing sexy back... YEAH!"
Les: "You sure are, girl! Hot damn, you are on fire!"
June: "I am thirteen. And you are inappropriate. Please step away from me right now, sir."
Caleb: "I wish... for those idiots who keep following me around to leave me the hell alone!"
*SexyBack reprise*
Oh look, Les is a drunkard just like his hopefully soon-to-be wife. What a perfect match they are for each other!
Caleb: "I am such a nice and sweet person! I wouldn't even harm a fly!"
Hmm, for some reason, I'm suspecting that this innocent act of his isn't very sincere...
Caleb: "Hello, good sir! So you're the guy who's fucking my mom, huh? Great to meet you! I've heard so much about you!"
Les: *is suspicious*
Elliott: "It's so nice to see my two most important men getting along so well!"
Yeah... or not.
Les: "H-h-how dare you?!? What have I ever done to deserve this? Tell me!"
Caleb: "You fucked my mom. Duh."
Elliott: "Oh, man up, you big baby. Let's head back out to the hottub. Maybe that'll make you feel better..."
Caleb: "Nice undies, cuz!"
June: "Thanks, cuz!"
AWK... WARD.
While June and Caleb were busy purchasing new clothes, the Unsavory Charlatan finally found his first victim! It's one of my sister's poor neglected Sims!
Asian Name I Can't Remember: "Dude, what just happened?!?"
Back home, Jack is not having much fun teaching little Quinn a nursery rhyme.
Jack: "I'd rather be hanging with Caleb right now... Where is that kid anyway? Caleb! Oh, Caleb! Where are you?"
ADORABLENESS.
Elliott: "Hi, honey!!!! Look, I'm in my underwear. You like?"
He likes.
June brought this wolfish young man home from school with her. Rawr.
But I think he has eyes more for Caleb, if you know what I mean.
Teen Wolf: "He... is... so... HOT!"
Teen Wolf: "Hey, dude, I think you're, like, totally awesome and all! Wanna hang out some -"
Caleb: "No."
Oh yeah. Elliott and Les just got engaged during that little exchange. No big deal.
MORGAN, DAUGHTER DIRECTLY TO YOUR LEFT FLIRTING WITH A HORNY TEENAGE BOY! SHOULDN'T YOU BE TAKING SOME ACTION HERE?!?
Morgan: "I'm sorry, what? Did somebody say something?..."
Well, apparently, Mr. Wolf is not as gay as I thought. He gives in to June's romantic advances pretty quickly.
Caleb: "PRAISE JESUS! I'll never be so happy to not be making out with somebody again in my life!"
Guess who wins the awesome chance card sweepstakes? Caleb, how dare you be so perfect! It's really not fair to your cousins at all.
HUBBA HUBBA. What kind of sexy school are these kids going to? Seriously. Is it a requirement that you must be good-looking to get in?
Meanwhile, June is playing hackysack (kickyball... whatever) with the pink-skinned friend she brought home from school.
After Caleb left for work, I tried to get his sexy friend (who I believe is named Camilla) to join them but she was all "UH-UH! HOW LAME DO YOU THINK I AM? GOD!" about it.
She'd rather do the smustle instead!
I realize there's been entirely too much dance spam this generation but girl is adorable! I couldn't help it!
June: "So Headmaster Thaddeus? Total perv. I swear he tried to come on to me when I was, like, eight. Ew!"
Oh no! I didn't even realize it was so close to Robbie's time to go!
Apparently, Robbie didn't either, the poor fella.
Camilla: "I did not sign up for a death today. Morbid, dude."
And one, two, three... POST-DEATH SMUSTLE PARTY!
June: "How dare you fools be so insensitive?!? HDU!!!11!!"
Anyway, moving on...
Caleb has finally managed to squeeze in some alone time with Camilla.
Caleb: "So I, like... think your makeup looks really pretty." *blush*
Camilla: "Good. Now tell me how nice my outfit is."
Caleb: "Oh yeah, your outfit, it's just great. Great! So can we make out now?"
Even after all that conditioning of Caleb into the perfect boyfriend, Camilla still doesn't seem to be interested. Well, better luck next time, I guess? Maybe Robbie's death just totally ruined the romantic mood for her.
And now, sadly, it is Gemma's time to go too.
Gemma: "You think if I just ignore him he'll go away?"
Gemma: "Honey, why are you crying? OH CRAP, THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING, ISN'T IT?!?"
In happier news, Quinn has transformed from adorable toddler into adorable child. Geez, I kind of want a fugly child just to shake things up a bit. But not really. I enjoy cuteness as well.
He is not only adorable but he is also a pretty smart little kid. Because he's already sensed that his parents clearly favor his older cousin over him, he's decided to make friends with his (crazy) aunt Elliott instead. That way, he can't be emotionally damaged by his parents' neglect!
Elliott: "I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR STUPID TOYS, YOU ANNOYING LITTLE BOY CHILD!"
Alright, so maybe that wasn't such a brilliant plan after all...
Also, you may recall Elliott's potential gentleman caller that she's been chatting with over the phone. Well, he's finally come to call on her! And he might look rather familiar. Do you remember how inappropriately close he was getting to Elliott's sister? Or perhaps you remember the fight he picked with some random little old lady? Yeah, maybe he's a bit of an asshole but he's so damn sexy that we'll forgive him for all of his past bad behavior. Oh, and it may help to know that his name is Lester. Lester Edison. Like Thomas Edison but not.
Lester: "Oh, yes, I am very much looking forward to being a father someday. I just love children!"
Elliott: +++++
Les: "And money? Don't worry, baby, I've got plenty of that too! Whatever you want, just tell me. Solid hunk of pure gold? You've got it! Anything for you, my love!"
I sense the beginnings of a beautiful relationship blooming here...
Oh yes. Look deep into those eyes, Elliott, and feel the looooove!
Meanwhile, Jack has still got a tanning addiction. Which he chooses to indulge at all the wrong times, it seems.
But more importantly, IT'S BIRTHDAY TIME!
June: "I'm bringing sexy back... YEAH!"
Les: "You sure are, girl! Hot damn, you are on fire!"
June: "I am thirteen. And you are inappropriate. Please step away from me right now, sir."
Caleb: "I wish... for those idiots who keep following me around to leave me the hell alone!"
*SexyBack reprise*
Oh look, Les is a drunkard just like his hopefully soon-to-be wife. What a perfect match they are for each other!
Caleb: "I am such a nice and sweet person! I wouldn't even harm a fly!"
Hmm, for some reason, I'm suspecting that this innocent act of his isn't very sincere...
Caleb: "Hello, good sir! So you're the guy who's fucking my mom, huh? Great to meet you! I've heard so much about you!"
Les: *is suspicious*
Elliott: "It's so nice to see my two most important men getting along so well!"
Yeah... or not.
Les: "H-h-how dare you?!? What have I ever done to deserve this? Tell me!"
Caleb: "You fucked my mom. Duh."
Elliott: "Oh, man up, you big baby. Let's head back out to the hottub. Maybe that'll make you feel better..."
Caleb: "Nice undies, cuz!"
June: "Thanks, cuz!"
AWK... WARD.
While June and Caleb were busy purchasing new clothes, the Unsavory Charlatan finally found his first victim! It's one of my sister's poor neglected Sims!
Asian Name I Can't Remember: "Dude, what just happened?!?"
Back home, Jack is not having much fun teaching little Quinn a nursery rhyme.
Jack: "I'd rather be hanging with Caleb right now... Where is that kid anyway? Caleb! Oh, Caleb! Where are you?"
ADORABLENESS.
Elliott: "Hi, honey!!!! Look, I'm in my underwear. You like?"
He likes.
June brought this wolfish young man home from school with her. Rawr.
But I think he has eyes more for Caleb, if you know what I mean.
Teen Wolf: "He... is... so... HOT!"
Teen Wolf: "Hey, dude, I think you're, like, totally awesome and all! Wanna hang out some -"
Caleb: "No."
Oh yeah. Elliott and Les just got engaged during that little exchange. No big deal.
MORGAN, DAUGHTER DIRECTLY TO YOUR LEFT FLIRTING WITH A HORNY TEENAGE BOY! SHOULDN'T YOU BE TAKING SOME ACTION HERE?!?
Morgan: "I'm sorry, what? Did somebody say something?..."
Well, apparently, Mr. Wolf is not as gay as I thought. He gives in to June's romantic advances pretty quickly.
Caleb: "PRAISE JESUS! I'll never be so happy to not be making out with somebody again in my life!"
Guess who wins the awesome chance card sweepstakes? Caleb, how dare you be so perfect! It's really not fair to your cousins at all.
HUBBA HUBBA. What kind of sexy school are these kids going to? Seriously. Is it a requirement that you must be good-looking to get in?
Meanwhile, June is playing hackysack (kickyball... whatever) with the pink-skinned friend she brought home from school.
After Caleb left for work, I tried to get his sexy friend (who I believe is named Camilla) to join them but she was all "UH-UH! HOW LAME DO YOU THINK I AM? GOD!" about it.
She'd rather do the smustle instead!
I realize there's been entirely too much dance spam this generation but girl is adorable! I couldn't help it!
June: "So Headmaster Thaddeus? Total perv. I swear he tried to come on to me when I was, like, eight. Ew!"
Oh no! I didn't even realize it was so close to Robbie's time to go!
Apparently, Robbie didn't either, the poor fella.
Camilla: "I did not sign up for a death today. Morbid, dude."
And one, two, three... POST-DEATH SMUSTLE PARTY!
June: "How dare you fools be so insensitive?!? HDU!!!11!!"
Anyway, moving on...
Caleb has finally managed to squeeze in some alone time with Camilla.
Caleb: "So I, like... think your makeup looks really pretty." *blush*
Camilla: "Good. Now tell me how nice my outfit is."
Caleb: "Oh yeah, your outfit, it's just great. Great! So can we make out now?"
Even after all that conditioning of Caleb into the perfect boyfriend, Camilla still doesn't seem to be interested. Well, better luck next time, I guess? Maybe Robbie's death just totally ruined the romantic mood for her.
And now, sadly, it is Gemma's time to go too.
Gemma: "You think if I just ignore him he'll go away?"
Gemma: "Honey, why are you crying? OH CRAP, THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING, ISN'T IT?!?"
In happier news, Quinn has transformed from adorable toddler into adorable child. Geez, I kind of want a fugly child just to shake things up a bit. But not really. I enjoy cuteness as well.
He is not only adorable but he is also a pretty smart little kid. Because he's already sensed that his parents clearly favor his older cousin over him, he's decided to make friends with his (crazy) aunt Elliott instead. That way, he can't be emotionally damaged by his parents' neglect!
Elliott: "I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR STUPID TOYS, YOU ANNOYING LITTLE BOY CHILD!"
Alright, so maybe that wasn't such a brilliant plan after all...
