Newbury Legacy: 8.7
Oct. 31st, 2009 06:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stillonmystringLast time: Nothing too exciting happened in college but back at home, Elise became an evil witch, Fiona was SORAS'ed into a lovely young alien girl, and - oh, right, how could I possibly forget? - JACK DID THE WOOHOO WITH THE WOMAN HE HAS KNOWN HIS ENTIRE LIFE AS GRANDMA. GAH. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE CRAZY SIMS?!?
*sigh* I'm not even going to fight it anymore if this is what they really want to do. And I'm not even sure how Elise ended up at their house in the first place because I am positive I did not invite her over - because, as far as I'm concerned, this should not be happening right now, okay?
In other inappropriate relationship news, I'm not fighting this one anymore either. At least Allegra is a RomanceSlut Sim and has an excuse for engaging in this kind of behavior. Where's yours, Jack?
GAH. STOP MAKING IT SO HARD FOR ME TO HATE YOU WITH YOUR EXTREME ADORABLENESS!
#1 method of getting into a guy's pants quick? Doing the school cheer in your undies. Works like a charm every time.
Proof? Oh, I've got proof for you right here, alright.
And now what is our lovely resident Romance Sim so happy about?
Kissing another girl, of course! Love doesn't discriminate, y'all!
Or Miss Allegra is just a very conflicted young lady. Because, yeah, she wants to marry three different guys at once. I'm surprised she doesn't have three fears of marriage too since she is, you know, part-ROMANCE! What a weirdo.
Anyway, since there's not much going on except romancing and more romancing, let's check in on the family back at home:
Wow, Fiona, impressive! I think we've got a future nerd on our hands here.
Fiona: "GRANDMA! GRANDMA! LOOK WHAT I MADE, GRANDMA!"
Elise: "Does anyone else hear that annoying little voice? No? It must just be in my head then!"
Robbie: "DAMN IT! THAT A+ YOU'RE WAVING IN MY FACE IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH, YOU IDIOT! THAT SHOULD BE AN A+++++!"
Okay, I understand you've got high standards, Robbie, but they should at least be achievable and not completely impossible! Or else that alien daughter of yours is going to develop a major inferiority complex before she hits her teens.
Fiona: "THANKS FOR THE MORAL SUPPORT, DAD, you jerk!"
I must reiterate: the love in this family is just overwhelming. Speaking of family, we haven't seen Blake in awhile. I bet everyone's wondering how he's doing, right? Well...
He's still an idiot - albeit a terribly amusing one - who decided it was a good idea to use the family's hot tub while he was over. Sure, that's fine normally, but not in the middle of a MASSIVE FUCKING THUNDERSTORM!
Stop bitching and moaning. You're the only one to blame for your supreme idiocy, my dear.
Back at Academie Le Tour, the kids are about to throw the most BADASS GRADUATION PARTY IN THE HISTORY
OF GRADUATION PARTIES!
Seriously, it's going to be awesome. Cow Mascot Bitch decided to stop by beforehand and test out all our new party items.
Yeah, thanks for lettting us know the DJ booth works perfectly. Now get out of here!
Oh. Awesome. Allegra is already wasted on spiked fruit punch.
Jack: "Hey, sis, did you know that you are no longer the clear favorite and I am so beating your ass in the heir competition right now??"
Elliott: "Wh-what? But how can that be?"
It is true. Jack steals my heart more and more everyday. <3 But Elliott still has a very large piece of it to herself as well. Gah. Don't even want to think about this right now.
And the party is officially on!
Except it started to rain almost immediately. Damn it! Everyone's just going to have to tough it because I refuse to move the party indoors.
So it is dance competition time! These three are super into it and totally awesome dancers...
But Fiona here (who, yes, has grown up yet again) totally sucks. Seriously, she just kept standing there doing some awkward hand jive the entire time. It was so hilarious but so sad. I think she's the worst dancer I've ever seen in my entire life. I feel kind of sorry for her.
JACK OMG I WANT TO PUT YOU IN MY POCKET! HOW ARE YOU SO RIDICULOUSLY CUTE?!?
And he's an awesome dancer to boot! The girls aren't too excited about the results of this competition... Elliott looks completely crushed.
"OH YEAH WHO'S THE BEST DANCER IN THE WORLD?!? THAT WOULD BE ME, BITCHES!"
Fiona: "What the fuck? This is bullshit! I totally had the best moves out of everyone! Who's judging this competition?"
Yeah, just keep telling yourself that, dear, as long as it makes you feel better.
Guess who decided to show back up?
Silas (I think is his name; he's the guy with the mohawk when he's not in graduation garb): "Get your hooves off of me, you filthy animal!"
Maxine and other girl who is solely know as "the girl Jack cheated with" (I think her name is Jordan... or something): "OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!" *are high*
Helios: *shudders* "Thank God that's not me, man!"
Except that you're next in line, man!
Oh, you can't have an awesome party without a fight, can you? Silas is the instigator, by the way, partly because he is an asshole and partly because that cow deserves to be pounded into next week. Notice how Elliott and Nolan are so gaga over each other they aren't even aware of the extreme violence taking place directly behind them.
These three girls = complete and total WUSSES.
*sigh* I'm not even going to fight it anymore if this is what they really want to do. And I'm not even sure how Elise ended up at their house in the first place because I am positive I did not invite her over - because, as far as I'm concerned, this should not be happening right now, okay?
In other inappropriate relationship news, I'm not fighting this one anymore either. At least Allegra is a Romance
GAH. STOP MAKING IT SO HARD FOR ME TO HATE YOU WITH YOUR EXTREME ADORABLENESS!
#1 method of getting into a guy's pants quick? Doing the school cheer in your undies. Works like a charm every time.
Proof? Oh, I've got proof for you right here, alright.
And now what is our lovely resident Romance Sim so happy about?
Kissing another girl, of course! Love doesn't discriminate, y'all!
Or Miss Allegra is just a very conflicted young lady. Because, yeah, she wants to marry three different guys at once. I'm surprised she doesn't have three fears of marriage too since she is, you know, part-ROMANCE! What a weirdo.
Anyway, since there's not much going on except romancing and more romancing, let's check in on the family back at home:
Wow, Fiona, impressive! I think we've got a future nerd on our hands here.
Fiona: "GRANDMA! GRANDMA! LOOK WHAT I MADE, GRANDMA!"
Elise: "Does anyone else hear that annoying little voice? No? It must just be in my head then!"
Robbie: "DAMN IT! THAT A+ YOU'RE WAVING IN MY FACE IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH, YOU IDIOT! THAT SHOULD BE AN A+++++!"
Okay, I understand you've got high standards, Robbie, but they should at least be achievable and not completely impossible! Or else that alien daughter of yours is going to develop a major inferiority complex before she hits her teens.
Fiona: "THANKS FOR THE MORAL SUPPORT, DAD, you jerk!"
I must reiterate: the love in this family is just overwhelming. Speaking of family, we haven't seen Blake in awhile. I bet everyone's wondering how he's doing, right? Well...
He's still an idiot - albeit a terribly amusing one - who decided it was a good idea to use the family's hot tub while he was over. Sure, that's fine normally, but not in the middle of a MASSIVE FUCKING THUNDERSTORM!
Stop bitching and moaning. You're the only one to blame for your supreme idiocy, my dear.
Back at Academie Le Tour, the kids are about to throw the most BADASS GRADUATION PARTY IN THE HISTORY
OF GRADUATION PARTIES!
Seriously, it's going to be awesome. Cow Mascot Bitch decided to stop by beforehand and test out all our new party items.
Yeah, thanks for lettting us know the DJ booth works perfectly. Now get out of here!
Oh. Awesome. Allegra is already wasted on spiked fruit punch.
Jack: "Hey, sis, did you know that you are no longer the clear favorite and I am so beating your ass in the heir competition right now??"
Elliott: "Wh-what? But how can that be?"
It is true. Jack steals my heart more and more everyday. <3 But Elliott still has a very large piece of it to herself as well. Gah. Don't even want to think about this right now.
And the party is officially on!
Except it started to rain almost immediately. Damn it! Everyone's just going to have to tough it because I refuse to move the party indoors.
So it is dance competition time! These three are super into it and totally awesome dancers...
But Fiona here (who, yes, has grown up yet again) totally sucks. Seriously, she just kept standing there doing some awkward hand jive the entire time. It was so hilarious but so sad. I think she's the worst dancer I've ever seen in my entire life. I feel kind of sorry for her.
JACK OMG I WANT TO PUT YOU IN MY POCKET! HOW ARE YOU SO RIDICULOUSLY CUTE?!?
And he's an awesome dancer to boot! The girls aren't too excited about the results of this competition... Elliott looks completely crushed.
"OH YEAH WHO'S THE BEST DANCER IN THE WORLD?!? THAT WOULD BE ME, BITCHES!"
Fiona: "What the fuck? This is bullshit! I totally had the best moves out of everyone! Who's judging this competition?"
Yeah, just keep telling yourself that, dear, as long as it makes you feel better.
Guess who decided to show back up?
Silas (I think is his name; he's the guy with the mohawk when he's not in graduation garb): "Get your hooves off of me, you filthy animal!"
Maxine and other girl who is solely know as "the girl Jack cheated with" (I think her name is Jordan... or something): "OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!" *are high*
Helios: *shudders* "Thank God that's not me, man!"
Except that you're next in line, man!
Oh, you can't have an awesome party without a fight, can you? Silas is the instigator, by the way, partly because he is an asshole and partly because that cow deserves to be pounded into next week. Notice how Elliott and Nolan are so gaga over each other they aren't even aware of the extreme violence taking place directly behind them.
These three girls = complete and total WUSSES.
Meanwhile, Jack and Maxine are a little preoccupied in the hot tub.
And Allegra is a little preoccupied with tai chi because, since returning from Takamizu Village, Gemma has infected half of the population with the tai chi disease and Allegra is particularly OBSESSED with it.
Roasting marshmallows! But nobody seemed to be very interested in this activity so it didn't last long. Jack in close proximity of flames, yet again, is totally foreshadowing. But foreshadowing for what exactly? Hmm...
Fiona: "Ooh, look, leaves for me to rake!" *neat freaks out* (FORESHADOWING FORESHADOWING FORESHADOWING!)
Allegra: *is possibly a pyromaniac*
So, um, yes. Because he is an idiot who does not play well with fire, Jack ended up setting himself on fire while innocently burning the pile of leaves his little sister raked up for him earlier. I am also an idiot for having already sent both of the girls back home and making him burn them in the first place. But seriously. WHO DOES THIS?!? I HAVE NEVER HAD THIS HAPPEN BEFORE!
And since there is no one else on the lot to save him, I have no choice but to watch him slowly burn to death. And believe me, this is not something I am enjoying because JACK! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! WHO WILL ENTERTAIN ME WITH THEIR COQUETTISH SLUTTERY NOW?!?
OMG. It is too soon. I didn't mean for you to go out this way!
In the end, this pile of ash is all that's left of him. Depressing, I know.
Grim Reaper: "Goddamn, is this guy for real?!? What a fucking moron!"
Umm... thanks for the info? But seriously, can't you just tell me you made a mistake and restore my precious Jack to me?!? Pretty please?
Requisite Death on the toilet shot.
So... naturally, I couldn't just go on without Jack. Because he was seriously the option I was most considering for heir. And he's just AWESOME, okay?!? So, what I did was I shipped Fiona off to college without giving her any time to experience life as a teen first (sorry, girl, but think of it this way - you're his only hope!) so that she could bring him back from the dead.
Robbie wasn't very happy about this.
"No, please! My beautiful daughter! RETURN HER TO ME NOW!!!"
Back at Academie Le Tour once again, Fiona and her questionable fashion sense ring up our good friend, Mr. Grim Reaper himself.
Jack: "Holy shit, I live to see another day!"
Fiona: "Yeah, and it's all because of me. Shower me with thank yous, brother! Now!"
Jack: "WOOHOO I'M NOT DEAD!!!!!!"
Fiona: "Uh, yeah, that's awesome and all but don't you think you should be a little more careful? You wouldn't want to die another premature death, would you?"
Jack: "Whatever, I am totally invicible now!"
And Allegra is a little preoccupied with tai chi because, since returning from Takamizu Village, Gemma has infected half of the population with the tai chi disease and Allegra is particularly OBSESSED with it.
Roasting marshmallows! But nobody seemed to be very interested in this activity so it didn't last long. Jack in close proximity of flames, yet again, is totally foreshadowing. But foreshadowing for what exactly? Hmm...
Fiona: "Ooh, look, leaves for me to rake!" *neat freaks out* (FORESHADOWING FORESHADOWING FORESHADOWING!)
Allegra: *is possibly a pyromaniac*
So, um, yes. Because he is an idiot who does not play well with fire, Jack ended up setting himself on fire while innocently burning the pile of leaves his little sister raked up for him earlier. I am also an idiot for having already sent both of the girls back home and making him burn them in the first place. But seriously. WHO DOES THIS?!? I HAVE NEVER HAD THIS HAPPEN BEFORE!
And since there is no one else on the lot to save him, I have no choice but to watch him slowly burn to death. And believe me, this is not something I am enjoying because JACK! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! WHO WILL ENTERTAIN ME WITH THEIR COQUETTISH SLUTTERY NOW?!?
OMG. It is too soon. I didn't mean for you to go out this way!
In the end, this pile of ash is all that's left of him. Depressing, I know.
Grim Reaper: "Goddamn, is this guy for real?!? What a fucking moron!"
Umm... thanks for the info? But seriously, can't you just tell me you made a mistake and restore my precious Jack to me?!? Pretty please?
Requisite Death on the toilet shot.
So... naturally, I couldn't just go on without Jack. Because he was seriously the option I was most considering for heir. And he's just AWESOME, okay?!? So, what I did was I shipped Fiona off to college without giving her any time to experience life as a teen first (sorry, girl, but think of it this way - you're his only hope!) so that she could bring him back from the dead.
Robbie wasn't very happy about this.
"No, please! My beautiful daughter! RETURN HER TO ME NOW!!!"
Back at Academie Le Tour once again, Fiona and her questionable fashion sense ring up our good friend, Mr. Grim Reaper himself.
Jack: "Holy shit, I live to see another day!"
Fiona: "Yeah, and it's all because of me. Shower me with thank yous, brother! Now!"
Jack: "WOOHOO I'M NOT DEAD!!!!!!"
Fiona: "Uh, yeah, that's awesome and all but don't you think you should be a little more careful? You wouldn't want to die another premature death, would you?"
Jack: "Whatever, I am totally invicible now!"
Fiona: "Listen, you told me to bring him back from the dead and I did. It's not my fault he's such a fucking idiot."
Jack, back and better than ever, is already winning points by having great chemistry with this townie. Why is she so special? Well, it's a long story. She was the first Sim I created in Bougainvillea, from some Sim I had downloaded, who I used to make all the townies and then turned her into a townie herself. She's been very elusive all these generations and though I've been wanting to get her into the family, the opportunity never presented itself. But now she just happens to stop by when the kids are out buying new clothes and she and Jack are perfect for each other! Eee! He totally knows how to push all the right buttons with me and I love it. <3
And to wrap things up, since we probably won't ever see her much again, here's an impromptu mini-photoshoot with Fiona in all her young adult glory:
I realize the color palette's the total opposite of her teen look but I make my girls all pink!pink!pink! far too often and she's kind of a nerd anyway so it fits. She's got very prominant cheekbones (though you can really only notice from the side) but she is beautiful and lovely and if she wasn't born so late/a non-eligible I would have spent so much more time with her!
Coming up next, lots of vacation-y goodness! Because I had to test out every vacation spot of course. And also because it was a good excuse to spend more time with the three kids before picking one to move on with.
Jack, back and better than ever, is already winning points by having great chemistry with this townie. Why is she so special? Well, it's a long story. She was the first Sim I created in Bougainvillea, from some Sim I had downloaded, who I used to make all the townies and then turned her into a townie herself. She's been very elusive all these generations and though I've been wanting to get her into the family, the opportunity never presented itself. But now she just happens to stop by when the kids are out buying new clothes and she and Jack are perfect for each other! Eee! He totally knows how to push all the right buttons with me and I love it. <3
And to wrap things up, since we probably won't ever see her much again, here's an impromptu mini-photoshoot with Fiona in all her young adult glory:
I realize the color palette's the total opposite of her teen look but I make my girls all pink!pink!pink! far too often and she's kind of a nerd anyway so it fits. She's got very prominant cheekbones (though you can really only notice from the side) but she is beautiful and lovely and if she wasn't born so late/a non-eligible I would have spent so much more time with her!
Coming up next, lots of vacation-y goodness! Because I had to test out every vacation spot of course. And also because it was a good excuse to spend more time with the three kids before picking one to move on with.
