Newbury Legacy: 7.0
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stillonmystringLast time: Jude got his groove on with a pretty impressive percentage of the Academie Le Tour female student body. The school's reputation will never be the same. I'm sure the dean is at this very moment hanging his head in shame and wondering how on earth this troublemaker managed to graduate with honors to boot. Hey, it's not his fault your classes are so damn easy to pass (and your students are so damn easy), is it?
So while Jude's been away, things have been heating up between Sasha and his long lost first love, Cathy. If you need your memory refreshed, he spent approximately two minutes grieving for his dearly departed wife, Ella, before calling up a hotter, younger, and less dead piece of ass for a booty call. Either he's a totally insensitive jerk or he's totally insane with grief. Whichever, his son has taken a curious interest in his new romance - whether it's an interest based on disgust or a perverse enjoyment I have not yet been able to decide.
Sure, Sasha, it's nice to have someone to tickle now but I don't think you'll be feeling quite so happy about everything once you join Ella wherever she is and she gives you a piece of her mind. You know she's totally watching your every move. I'd be careful if I were you.
But apparently my opinion means nothing. And I think Blake's feelings on the situation have finally been made clear. He stood there for ages making completely mortified faces as his father flirted relentlessly mere feet away. Though I think you have more immediate worries than your father's love life... like the fact that you are outside on the sidewalk in plain view in only your undies - and oh yeah, it's also pouring rain. Why are Sims so ridiculously stupid most of the time?
At least we don't have to worry about Jude competing with his grandfather for Cathy's attention. He happens to think she's pretty vomit-inducing.
He's also totally repulsed by their newly-hired maid. Keep that in mind for later, okay? It's important to remember, I promise you.
So who then is he breaking in his brand new bed with mere hours after its purchase?...
Don't worry. It's just one of his many college lovers, Dixie. He hasn't gotten around to corrupting the general population of Bougainvillea quite yet.
Cara: "I'm so proud of you for making the dean's list and graduating with honors, sweetheart! You must have studied so hard."
Jude: "Oh... yeah... studying... heh, totally. I was 'studying' nonstop."
Obviously, Jude is not quite the settling down type. I don't know if you noticed or not. And there also haven't been nearly enough alien spawn in this legacy. With that in mind, it's time for Jude to stargaze 'til he drops! Despite his apparent exuberant joy here, he is not really happy about potential alien abduction at all.
Jude: "Who, me? Do I have to? I'd really rather watch TV instead..."
And we all remember how much he hates TV, right?
Unfortunately, despite a hack that's supposed to make abductions more common (and which caused our founder, Ned, to be abducted on his first try way back when), he wasn't abducted this night... or the next... or the next. So we're going to give that a break for a little while.
In other developments, whoa. It's his first day to work and he's already got a limo. This is going to be a piece of cake. (By the way, that truck in the background was delivering one of Blake's many novels that he's written - among them such memorable titles as Wizards Rule!, Blackened Soul, and the all-time classic, Fuck This Shit.)
And this will make it even easier! Who knew? Seducing every girl you meet is actually beneficial to your career. Inappropriate but beneficial.
...And that was one of the easiest LTWs to fulfill ever. At least we've got that out of the way now and I don't have to worry about constantly keeping him in gold and platinum aspiration because I'm uber-controlling like that.
So let's take a break from Jude's inappropriate romantic liasons and take a look at one that is, unbelievably, even more inappropriate...
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!? ARE THESE THE KIND OF FREAKISH ESCAPADES THAT GO ON AT THE SPARE HOUSE WHEN I AM NOT LOOKING??? YOU GUYS ARE RELATED. RELATIVES DO NOT PASSIONATELY MAKE OUT WITH EACH OTHER!
Venus: "This is so wrong but it feels so right!"
Colin: *eats Venus' face*
Anyway... I switched my default skintones. Cara isn't a fan but I think she looks scrumptious.
HOLD THE PRESSES! ELISE SIGHTING! JUDE, GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!
Thank God! He wholeheartedly approves of this match-up. And seems to have acquired yet another male stalker. Does he give off some sort of lusty scent that makes everyone and their mothers (or fathers, I suppose) fall head over heels in love with him? I know he's a manwhore but get it through your heads: he's only interested in the ladies!
Yes, I did a very good job in making her tailor-suited to his interests. I realize this is kind of cheating but, well... she's still a default face template! She was randomly generated and I never actually played her before turning her into a townie! So it's not really that bad, right? Like I care anyway.
Elise: "Wait a minute, you're an actor? I don't really date actors... way too much drama!"
Jude: "She did not just insult my art. She did not just insult my art. She did not just insult my art..."
"HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY ART?!?"
Jude, arguing is not the way to a woman's heart!
That's more like it!
That's really more like it!
Jude: "So, hey, you're, like, amazing in bed and I think you're a total babe... wanna move in and be my number one fuck buddy?"
Elise: "I thought you'd never ask!"
And so concludes the quickest-paced getting-to-know-each-other phase in the history of the Sims. Honestly, I think she was desparate to find a real home - any home - instead of the dark, cold, black pit of nothingness she resided in as a townie.
Unfortunately, the first thing she witnesses as a full-fledged member of the household is Sasha's death.
Elise: "Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all..."
What is it with these two and their blatant favoritism?!? First, his wife gives Charlotte more money than Blake, the son who actually lives with them, and now Sasha's favoring Simon and Elijah over the grandson that he sees everyday! Way to be equal and fair, guys.
Blake: "WAAAAAAH, MY DADDY IS DEAD! HOW WILL I EVER GO ON?!?"
Cara: "Oh, suck it up, you big man baby. You've known this was coming for years."
And suck it up he does. Now that he no longer has his father's love life to meddle in he's developed a sudden extreme interest in his son's.
Blake: "Hey, where'd that sexy broad over there come from?!?"
Elise: "I've got my eye on you, you creep! Don't try anything or you'll pay."
Just in case you were unsure, Jude and Elise have a very active sex life.
Evil Snowman does not approve.
But as if Jude's going to listen to anyone's (or anything's) opinion but his own. He doesn't even care that he's freezing to death! As long as his massive sex drive is fulfilled.
Yeah, you know, out of all of the warm drinks you could've chosen - tomato juice, hot chocolate, coffee - I really doubt alcohol's going to help you raise your temperature. Just sayin'.
As we all know, 24/7 woohoo can only lead to one thing, especially when you're far too concerned with getting it on as soon as possible to even consider protection...
Yep, she's totally pregnant. Who didn't see that coming? Anyone?
Cara: "Aww, there's a little baby in there! Such a cute little baby! Isn't it so exciting to become a mother?"
Elise: "I'm going to have to say no to that one."
Hey, remember that maid that made Jude throw up in his mouth a little at the sight of? Apparently, he wasn't repulsed enough to pass up making her another notch on his bedpost. Seriously, I think he's content to fuck anything that moves. And has boobs.
Elise doesn't bat an eyelash at seeing her lover in bed with another woman...
Probably because she's not remaining too faithful herself. She's got mohawk dude here...
And then she's got cute redhead there. And at this point, I'm getting rather tired of documenting each and every lover that comes their way, so just imagine both Jude and Elise are accumulating more even if you don't see them from now on.
Guess what? It's birthday time for Cara and Blake! Cara's up first.
Charlotte: "Awesome! My brother is going to get old while I stay eternally young! I love my life!"
How fucking adorable is she?!? She makes a much cuter elder than poor Ella did.
And now it's Blake's turn. And everyone looks so totally enthralled.
CUTIE PIE. As you can see, he's finally wisened up and grown mature enough to abandon his emo days. But they will forever live on in our memories!
Jude: "What the fuck do you think you're doing with my woman?"
Avery: "Gee, I didn't realize she was your property. According to her, she's a free agent."
Elise: "HOLY SHIT GUYS I'M GETTING BIGGER OVER HERE DOES ANYONE CARE?!?"
Elise: "Hey, what's going on, guys? No need to fight over me! There's plenty for both of you!"
Avery: *death stare*
Elise: "So, yeah, I don't know if you noticed but I'm totally knocked up right now!!"
Avery: "Really?!? That's funny because it just so happens that I love children!"
What a suck-up. I sense he has a sinister plan and so does Jude. We're watching you, Avery.
FAST FORWARD, IT'S BABY TIME!
Cara: "Wow. I am so shocked. I totally did not see this coming at all."
Your surprise is not very convincing, my dear.
Jude: "Ugh. Can't I just get back in my helicopter and go to work for a couple more hours??? I really do not want to see this."
"Oh hey. You're holding a baby. It's my baby. Oh my God, I have a baby."
"But damn, girl, you sure are fine acting all motherly and shit. This might not be so bad after all."
For future reference: the lovechild of Jude and Elise is only the most adorable kid to ever grace this computer screen! Seriously. And also, I should probably mention that her name is Lola. And she has her mother's red hair and green eyes. It really can't get much better than that. And she will be plastered all over this journal very soon.
So while Jude's been away, things have been heating up between Sasha and his long lost first love, Cathy. If you need your memory refreshed, he spent approximately two minutes grieving for his dearly departed wife, Ella, before calling up a hotter, younger, and less dead piece of ass for a booty call. Either he's a totally insensitive jerk or he's totally insane with grief. Whichever, his son has taken a curious interest in his new romance - whether it's an interest based on disgust or a perverse enjoyment I have not yet been able to decide.
Sure, Sasha, it's nice to have someone to tickle now but I don't think you'll be feeling quite so happy about everything once you join Ella wherever she is and she gives you a piece of her mind. You know she's totally watching your every move. I'd be careful if I were you.
But apparently my opinion means nothing. And I think Blake's feelings on the situation have finally been made clear. He stood there for ages making completely mortified faces as his father flirted relentlessly mere feet away. Though I think you have more immediate worries than your father's love life... like the fact that you are outside on the sidewalk in plain view in only your undies - and oh yeah, it's also pouring rain. Why are Sims so ridiculously stupid most of the time?
At least we don't have to worry about Jude competing with his grandfather for Cathy's attention. He happens to think she's pretty vomit-inducing.
He's also totally repulsed by their newly-hired maid. Keep that in mind for later, okay? It's important to remember, I promise you.
So who then is he breaking in his brand new bed with mere hours after its purchase?...
Don't worry. It's just one of his many college lovers, Dixie. He hasn't gotten around to corrupting the general population of Bougainvillea quite yet.
Cara: "I'm so proud of you for making the dean's list and graduating with honors, sweetheart! You must have studied so hard."
Jude: "Oh... yeah... studying... heh, totally. I was 'studying' nonstop."
Obviously, Jude is not quite the settling down type. I don't know if you noticed or not. And there also haven't been nearly enough alien spawn in this legacy. With that in mind, it's time for Jude to stargaze 'til he drops! Despite his apparent exuberant joy here, he is not really happy about potential alien abduction at all.
Jude: "Who, me? Do I have to? I'd really rather watch TV instead..."
And we all remember how much he hates TV, right?
Unfortunately, despite a hack that's supposed to make abductions more common (and which caused our founder, Ned, to be abducted on his first try way back when), he wasn't abducted this night... or the next... or the next. So we're going to give that a break for a little while.
In other developments, whoa. It's his first day to work and he's already got a limo. This is going to be a piece of cake. (By the way, that truck in the background was delivering one of Blake's many novels that he's written - among them such memorable titles as Wizards Rule!, Blackened Soul, and the all-time classic, Fuck This Shit.)
And this will make it even easier! Who knew? Seducing every girl you meet is actually beneficial to your career. Inappropriate but beneficial.
...And that was one of the easiest LTWs to fulfill ever. At least we've got that out of the way now and I don't have to worry about constantly keeping him in gold and platinum aspiration because I'm uber-controlling like that.
So let's take a break from Jude's inappropriate romantic liasons and take a look at one that is, unbelievably, even more inappropriate...
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!? ARE THESE THE KIND OF FREAKISH ESCAPADES THAT GO ON AT THE SPARE HOUSE WHEN I AM NOT LOOKING??? YOU GUYS ARE RELATED. RELATIVES DO NOT PASSIONATELY MAKE OUT WITH EACH OTHER!
Venus: "This is so wrong but it feels so right!"
Colin: *eats Venus' face*
Anyway... I switched my default skintones. Cara isn't a fan but I think she looks scrumptious.
HOLD THE PRESSES! ELISE SIGHTING! JUDE, GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!
Thank God! He wholeheartedly approves of this match-up. And seems to have acquired yet another male stalker. Does he give off some sort of lusty scent that makes everyone and their mothers (or fathers, I suppose) fall head over heels in love with him? I know he's a manwhore but get it through your heads: he's only interested in the ladies!
Yes, I did a very good job in making her tailor-suited to his interests. I realize this is kind of cheating but, well... she's still a default face template! She was randomly generated and I never actually played her before turning her into a townie! So it's not really that bad, right? Like I care anyway.
Elise: "Wait a minute, you're an actor? I don't really date actors... way too much drama!"
Jude: "She did not just insult my art. She did not just insult my art. She did not just insult my art..."
"HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY ART?!?"
Jude, arguing is not the way to a woman's heart!
That's more like it!
That's really more like it!
Jude: "So, hey, you're, like, amazing in bed and I think you're a total babe... wanna move in and be my number one fuck buddy?"
Elise: "I thought you'd never ask!"
And so concludes the quickest-paced getting-to-know-each-other phase in the history of the Sims. Honestly, I think she was desparate to find a real home - any home - instead of the dark, cold, black pit of nothingness she resided in as a townie.
Unfortunately, the first thing she witnesses as a full-fledged member of the household is Sasha's death.
Elise: "Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all..."
What is it with these two and their blatant favoritism?!? First, his wife gives Charlotte more money than Blake, the son who actually lives with them, and now Sasha's favoring Simon and Elijah over the grandson that he sees everyday! Way to be equal and fair, guys.
Blake: "WAAAAAAH, MY DADDY IS DEAD! HOW WILL I EVER GO ON?!?"
Cara: "Oh, suck it up, you big man baby. You've known this was coming for years."
And suck it up he does. Now that he no longer has his father's love life to meddle in he's developed a sudden extreme interest in his son's.
Blake: "Hey, where'd that sexy broad over there come from?!?"
Elise: "I've got my eye on you, you creep! Don't try anything or you'll pay."
Just in case you were unsure, Jude and Elise have a very active sex life.
Evil Snowman does not approve.
But as if Jude's going to listen to anyone's (or anything's) opinion but his own. He doesn't even care that he's freezing to death! As long as his massive sex drive is fulfilled.
Yeah, you know, out of all of the warm drinks you could've chosen - tomato juice, hot chocolate, coffee - I really doubt alcohol's going to help you raise your temperature. Just sayin'.
As we all know, 24/7 woohoo can only lead to one thing, especially when you're far too concerned with getting it on as soon as possible to even consider protection...
Yep, she's totally pregnant. Who didn't see that coming? Anyone?
Cara: "Aww, there's a little baby in there! Such a cute little baby! Isn't it so exciting to become a mother?"
Elise: "I'm going to have to say no to that one."
Hey, remember that maid that made Jude throw up in his mouth a little at the sight of? Apparently, he wasn't repulsed enough to pass up making her another notch on his bedpost. Seriously, I think he's content to fuck anything that moves. And has boobs.
Elise doesn't bat an eyelash at seeing her lover in bed with another woman...
Probably because she's not remaining too faithful herself. She's got mohawk dude here...
And then she's got cute redhead there. And at this point, I'm getting rather tired of documenting each and every lover that comes their way, so just imagine both Jude and Elise are accumulating more even if you don't see them from now on.
Guess what? It's birthday time for Cara and Blake! Cara's up first.
Charlotte: "Awesome! My brother is going to get old while I stay eternally young! I love my life!"
How fucking adorable is she?!? She makes a much cuter elder than poor Ella did.
And now it's Blake's turn. And everyone looks so totally enthralled.
CUTIE PIE. As you can see, he's finally wisened up and grown mature enough to abandon his emo days. But they will forever live on in our memories!
Jude: "What the fuck do you think you're doing with my woman?"
Avery: "Gee, I didn't realize she was your property. According to her, she's a free agent."
Elise: "HOLY SHIT GUYS I'M GETTING BIGGER OVER HERE DOES ANYONE CARE?!?"
Elise: "Hey, what's going on, guys? No need to fight over me! There's plenty for both of you!"
Avery: *death stare*
Elise: "So, yeah, I don't know if you noticed but I'm totally knocked up right now!!"
Avery: "Really?!? That's funny because it just so happens that I love children!"
What a suck-up. I sense he has a sinister plan and so does Jude. We're watching you, Avery.
FAST FORWARD, IT'S BABY TIME!
Cara: "Wow. I am so shocked. I totally did not see this coming at all."
Your surprise is not very convincing, my dear.
Jude: "Ugh. Can't I just get back in my helicopter and go to work for a couple more hours??? I really do not want to see this."
"Oh hey. You're holding a baby. It's my baby. Oh my God, I have a baby."
"But damn, girl, you sure are fine acting all motherly and shit. This might not be so bad after all."
For future reference: the lovechild of Jude and Elise is only the most adorable kid to ever grace this computer screen! Seriously. And also, I should probably mention that her name is Lola. And she has her mother's red hair and green eyes. It really can't get much better than that. And she will be plastered all over this journal very soon.
