stillonmystring | Newbury Legacy: 6.5

Last time: Jude was the most successful womanizing sixteen-year-old the Simworld has ever witnessed. Even though Simon was desperately trying to attain a piece of the action for himself, both he and Elijah were largely ignored for their way more awesome older brother. As far as the rest of the household goes, Ella passed on and Sasha got over it shockingly soon (or he's just insane with the grief), almost immediately re-igniting the flame with his old college girlfriend, Cathy. And now it's off to college for Jude! Though I'm guessing he's more excited about the hot babes than attaining a higher education.

So... this all actually happened an extremely long time ago and I've been too lazy/disinterested to post it. You'd think after I upgraded my computer's RAM so that it actually runs the game without insane amounts of loading and freezing I'd be wanting to play all the time but that's actually not the case. I think now that I can actually speed through the days reasonably quickly, I'm more prone to do that than take screen captures every five seconds, which is what I did when it froze up every five seconds. I played for the first time in a week or so yesterday though so maybe I'll get back into it. At any rate, I've got about three posts worth of pictures right now so it doesn't matter if I don't play for awhile anyway. Apologies if this sucks because I can't remember it. Or if it just sucks because it basically consists of the same thing over and over again. It's tons of fun to actually play a Sim with the romance aspiration but it gets a little repetitive in pictures.

*drool* I think I am completely in love with these new face templates. This new cashier is seriously so yummy he's edible.

Ahem. Anyway, this is about Jude. Yes, Jude. Remember him? He's totally stoked to see ~~how many girls he can lay~~ how much he can learn at Academie Le Tour.

So before I sent him, I was thinking about sending his three lovely high school sweethearts with him to both give him a headstart on lovers and try to get a new crop of teenage townies who haven't been around for several generations. But then I realized that I didn't really want to have to play four Sims through college. So I decided to turn them into dormies instead. Two of them ended up moving into his dorm...

Amy, who has grown up into one fine piece of woman.

And Thea. Also pretty sexy.

Unfortunately, Ashley - who I thought turned out the most adorable after a makeover of them all - didn't move in. But don't fret! I'm sure Jude will still be inviting her over plenty anyway.

Because it seems that his live-in loves are playing a little hard to get.

It is impossible to capture the awesomeness of the cocky romance Sim strut in an image. I tried anyway. And I failed. But believe me, it is awesome.

Amy: "HOW DARE YOU TRY TO FLIRT WITH ME?!? Listen, I know we went out in high school and all but that doesn't mean I want anything to do with you now!"
Freddie: *bes a creepy eavesdropper*

Jude: "Whaddaya mean? How can you not want a piece of this? Come on!"

Amy: "Well, you are kind of sexy when you're desperate..."

Jude: "Score!"

See??? I told you Ashley would soon be making an appearance! And apparently she and Jude find pillow-fighting rather hot. Though I'm betting Jude wishes they were half-naked and pillow-fighting instead of fully-clothed.

Freddie: "Hey, can I join in?" *stalks*
Ashley: "HELL NO! GET AWAY FROM US, YOU CREEPER!"

I think she may be slightly crazy. But adorably crazy.

Alright, his high school girlfriends are nice and all but Jude needs some new ladies too. The easiest option at the moment seems to be his horny old drama professor... Don't let that brown hair fool you! She is old.

He pulls out one of his best moves - the massage - and quickly wins her over.

Very quickly. This woman obviously hasn't been laid in an extremely long time and is in no mood for taking things slow.

Jude: "Holy shit! I had no idea an old woman could kiss like that!"

Don't forget about Thea. She's getting plenty of love too. And inappropriate cheerleader is still inappropriate.

Seriously. This girl is crazy about woohoo. I think there might have been an hour or two in between this time and the last.

Thea: "Jude, you are one sexy slab of manmeat!" That seems to be the consensus among every girl he lays eyes on.

Okay, maybe Jude is actually the one who's horny because he's basically doing it around the clock with whoever's convenient at the moment. Also, as you'll notice from creepy Freddie before and even creepier Joel now, the men of his dorm also seem to have a strange attraction to him. And it is rather frightening.

Ashley: "Alright, let's do it!"
Jude: "Whoa, slow down there, babe. There's only so much woohoo one man can take!"
Whatever, you slut, you're totally into it. (This picture was the result of a graphical error where Jude was about five seconds slow in jumping under the covers for woohoo. It was terribly amusing.)

Lady friend number four is this creepy-looking alien chick that stole the spot meant for Ashley in the dorm. Hey, if she's here, might as well make use of her, right?

She's also way easy.

LULZ at the cow mascot acting as a censor.

Amy: "Stay away from my boyfriend, bitch, or I'm gonna kick your ass!"

She almost looks like she kind of regrets that threat now. And I don't know what alien girl (her name is actually Paige, FYI) is thinking because her severe facial distortion makes her virtually expressionless!

Yeah, fighting tends to hurt a little bit. Maybe you should've thought about that before you got into one, huh? Sadly, this is the last time we see Paige because she... uh... got into an unfortunate cowplant accident. (What?!? She randomly came over with someone to the main house and she is creepy - it was totally justified!)

Public displays of affection. Who can do it better? I'm not sure how Callie got there. Someone brought her over with them, I guess. But it gave her a chance to be reunited with her lover, the school mascot. Also, Joel being creepy. Again.

Apparently old lady professor likes to bare it all in the hottub. Okay then... Also, Jude looks a little unsure of whether he wants to go through with this or not.

But of course he does anyway! Also, more inappropriate school spirit. What is with these people and their showing up at the most awkward moments?!?

Let's take a break from all that romancing for a minute and see what kind of evil shenanigans Jude is up to with that menacing face...

Bad Jude, bad! How dare you put bubbles into the water fountain, you delinquent!

Oh yeah, real funny. How old are you supposed to be again?

It is kind of cool-looking though, I'll admit.

Anyway, back to romance, because that's pretty much all he does. Look at this adorable new girl he's in the process of winning over! Adorable, I tell you.

Uh-oh. Here comes Harlan to be his creepy male stalker #3...

Harlan: "HOW DARE YOU TWO HUG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET?!? THIS IS PUBLIC PROPERTY, YOU KNOW! GET A ROOM!"

Harlan: "I'm gonna knock you out, you bastard!"
I think Harlan is still angry about Pearl breaking up with him and his new girlfriend kicking the bucket. Dude. That was so long ago. Get over it already. (And why is Jude in his pajamas downtown??? What a slob! Actually, he probably just wants to show off his muscles. To attract more ladies.)

Then when he finally pulls himself away from Helen to go confront Harlan, the dude totally ignores him and pretends to be reading magazines. What a coward!

Jude: "Hahaha, you suck! Now stay away from me and my girlfriend, y'hear?"

Anyway, back to important matters, look at Helen naughtily sneaking into the changing room. Wonder what could be going on in there?...

Whatever it was, Jude really enjoyed it.

Two gorgeous redheads at the same time. It's almost too much to handle.

Jude: "Alright, whoever wins this game gets to sleep with me first, got it?"

The game, however, didn't last long because it was interrupted by both girls simultaneously lusting over him. Helen got to him first afterwards.

Helen: "HOW DARE YOU GIVE THAT BITCH A ROSE?!? YOU USED THAT SAME MOVE ON ME LIKE YESTERDAY. HOW COULD YOU?????"
Damn. And just when I thought there was absolutely no jealousy in my game whatsoever.

Helen: "Must. Pull. Self. Together."

Helen: "YOU BASTARD!"
Dixie: "Oooh, this is going to be good..."
Jude: "Hey, hey, come on now, baby, we're all friends here, aren't we? Let's talk this out."

Jude: "I said talk, not hit!"

"And that's for thinking you're the only girl in my life! Like, duh. Just look at me. I am not a one-woman kind of man. I think that's pretty obvious..."