Newbury Legacy: 4.3
Apr. 4th, 2009 08:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stillonmystringSo, hey, Jason and Sasha went to college! Where plenty of hilarity ensued, of course. Honestly, a lot of it is pretty redundant compared to their relatives' experiences at uni but it's so much fun anyway. So, because of this redundancy, I tried really hard to squeeze all four years into one entry. Which resulted in this, close to seventy pictures all in one shot. It's a lot but, really, there were tons more and I just couldn't make myself pare them down anymore. Also, despite all the craziness (or maybe because of it), I tend to get fed up with playing Sims at college really quickly so I kept switching back over to the main house and it took me awhile to get them through. Hence, there are some appearances by Sims who died and grew up in the last update early on.
Also, this is completely unrelated to any of the below, but I sometimes think it's pretty ridiculous that I put so much effort into taking these pictures, fixing them up, and posting them here for probably only two people besides myself to read. But I've been looking at lots of Sim-related message boards and Livejournals when I've been bored lately and it's led me to one conclusion - that the majority of the Sims community is fucking insane and I do not want to be a part of that. Therefore, I will continue to be pathetic and do all this work for pretty much no payback at all. And I really won't mind.
Anyway, onto the pictures?
Jason is a heartthrob but he looks too much like his grandfather. So he is not heir, y'all. Just sayin'. It's probably a good idea not to get too attached to him or anything.
Sasha is still hot, too, but I think he was cuter as a kid. And also this is not a good representation of him - he's so emo and mean-looking here. When in actuality, he is so smiley all the time! I love him but he may be a little too ordinary looks-wise and I like uniquity (I didn't think this was a legitimate word but apparently it is).
Anyway, let's meet their dormie friends! Who we've mostly already met on our last trip to college with Venus, Pearl, and Onyx. It kind of creeps me out to have the same Sims there when in real life it would be many decades later but... this is the Sims, not real life, and I'm too lazy to age them all up and out of uni or anything.
So, hey, look who it is! Stinky Boy! And, shockingly enough, he seems to have found himself a girlfriend.
This was my first time seeing two non-controllable Sims autonomously woohoo. (ACR is a godsend if you are tired of micro-managing your Sims' romantic lives... and the devil himself if you can't handle Sims who are insanely horny 95% of the time.) But there were many more instances to come. Everyone wanted a little piece of the romance pie this time around, I guess.
Even Harlan. Who is apparently completely over Pearl and has mended his broken heart enough to put the moves on this lovely lady (whose name, I've been meaning to mention since Ned went to college, is Natalie Perkins - this is the real Natalie Perkins, you imposter! [aww... that picture makes me miss my Belladonna Covers!]). Bastard.
Well, not quite everyone is in the mood for love. This happened about an hour after they moved into the dorm, I swear. I'm not sure how they grew to hate each other in such a small amount of time but it's definitely a record. Looking at that guy, though, he seems like the type to hate anyone who happens to glance at him in the wrong way.
But did he really have to take his anger out on poor innocent Josephine here?!? What did that lovely girl ever do to you? I've loved her since the moment I first saw her many moons ago. I don't normally dig the blonde hair and darker skin combo (which seems to happen a lot, BTW, what's up with that?) but she works it. Too bad she never has a chance at making it into the family... (obvious foreshadowing is obvious).
Anyway, back to the Sims we actually care about, first drama that happens to Jason? Gwen coming over to yell at him for spying on her through the telescope. Because, apparently, he can see their house perfectly clearly despite the fact that he's on a crowded college campus an entire neighborhood away... damn, that must be one kickass telescope he's got there.
He simply will not tolerate her rudeness. Even if she's his grandma. And a weak, defenseless, probably senile, possibly demented little old lady.
There's only one way this showdown can end: in the return of Gwen's bitchface which I have missed oh so much! Now with 50% more wonky eye for your viewing pleasure! Damn, I wish she could've lived forever (but that would have been weird so, alas, no). RIP, Gwennie, I still love you!
Anyway, when he's not being slapped around by his grandmother, Jason's inciting many random Smustle outbursts among the dormies. Apparently, he's inherited Onyx's obsession with the dance.
"Cloud of stink? What cloud of stink? Don't interrupt my rocking out, man!"
Onyx, hearing about his grandson's newfound passion for getting down, comes over to prove that, despite his old age, he's still got the best moves in the family.
But Jason's keeping up with him pretty well.
Also, continuing the family trend of inappropriateness, Penny and Callie are invited over to the dorm often. And Penny does not approve of brotherly affection.
FAMILY SMUSTLE TIME!!!!111!!
Seriously, this is all they ever do.
Oh yeah, there's this, too. Mohawk Dude is still issuing out beatdowns left and right. And that look of raging hatred on Penny's face is really freaking me out. Where is all that closeted aggression coming from, honey? Is something happening at home that I'm not aware of?
Proving that he is still an asshole and an idiot, Harlan decides to give this guy a taste of his own medicine. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that idea didn't turn out to be so bright. Looks like Jason and Sasha are on opposing sides here. Sasha is obviously on the right side and that is because he is made of win.
Jason decides to take his kickass dance moves out on the town. Look at these fools. He's totally owning them right now.
WHAT?!? I demand a recount! There's no way in hell this chick was the best! Everyone else on the dance floor obviously feels the same way.
Maybe he'll have better luck with the Smustle. (What the hell, is that red-headed guy checking out his ass; I just noticed that... creepy!)
NO FUCKING WAY! THIS IS A CONSPIRACY! HOW MUCH IS SHE PAYING THE DJ TO CHOOSE HER?!?
He tries his luck again a few days later. But, because they apparently have no lives and hang out at the place 24/7, creepy redhead and rigged winner, Daphne, are still his competition. This picture is just more proof that her wins were totally fixed. Everyone else is Smustling in complete synchronization while she's over there flailing around like she's never seen a dance floor before in her life.
Well, at least it's not that bitch Daphne again.
FUCK YES! Look at Mateo's rage-filled face. And Daphne's complete and utter shock. Bwahahahaha. In your face, losers!
Anyway, Sasha isn't much for dancing and prefers to get his kicks otherwise, like in the form of being scared by ghosts and liking it.
And he's finally found himself a potential lady love! Seriously, I was getting so sick of him saying "eh" to every girl he met that I briefly considered getting him a man instead - except that he thought every guy he encountered was "eh" as well. Then, finally, this girl randomly walked by and, hallelujah, they actually have chemistry!
And she's rather adorable as well. Though she's got kind of a psychotic look in her eyes. Like, "OMG SASHA ILU SOOOO MUCH AND I'M NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO AND IF YOU LEAVE ME I WILL STALK YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND KILL EVERY BITCH WHO COMES NEAR YOU!!!" But I'm sure she's totally sane.
First kiss. Awwwwwww.
Oh my God, what is this?!? A knowledge Sim who actually enjoys being around other people and *gasp* has a positive reaction to romantic interactions? Venus, maybe if you hadn't been such a recluse and had been more like Sasha here, I would've actually picked you for heir. Just something to think about.
He and Cathy are so predictably adorable. But just because they're predictable doesn't mean it makes me all mushy inside any less.
Oh yeah, Jason got his first kiss too. With Daphne, prize-stealing shit-tastic dancer herself. Because he had the most chemistry with her and I am impatient when it comes to these things, okay?
But as it turns out, he's a big ol' manwhore and hits on pretty much every girl in the dorm.
He gets on especially well with Josephine here. This relationship was entirely at their own hands. I had absolutely nothing to do with it.
When he's not busy seducing every woman in sight, he's knocking around Smelly Boy, much to my delight.
Jason: "That's for fucking with my grandma, you stupid asshole!"
RUMBLE!!!!!!
WTF, Jason?!? How did this loser beat you? I am disappointed. (Also, see the cloud of stink? His nickname is still extremely appropriate.)
LOL. I guess this is because he has a popularity aspiration and fears making enemies?... Though no matter how hard I looked for it, the option to apologize was never available. And apparently Smelly Boy's name is John. Huh. Interesting.
This does not look like apologizing, Jason!
Fuck. Seriously, how is this happening? Your body skill is maxed out which I'm sure is more than we can say for "John" (calling him by his name just feels wrong) here. So what exactly is going on? The only thing I can think of is that he is more fit than you.
Jason: "I am going to get totally buff and then I am going to BEAT YOUR ASS, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"
John ...is too busy nakedly macking on his girlfriend over there. We really do not want to see that, you two!
HOLD UP! Who is this girl and how can I get her in my legacy?!?
Josephine (who is apparently bisexual) thinks she's disgusting but sorry, girlfriend, as much as I love you, we'll have to agree to disagree here because she is amazing!
OMG DO WANT!
And now here's an arty shot of everyone freaking the fuck out over a fire. Now, honestly - don't you think Sims should only be hired for the job of cafeteria worker if they're capable of cooking without starting a fire? That makes sense, doesn't it?
Well, Jason had no chemistry with Ella here but Sasha does. And Ella >>>>> Cathy. So he quickly forgets his other girlfriend even exists.
And when I say forgets, I mean he really forgets. God, I hope Cathy's not a psychotic grudge-holding bitch after all.
BUT ELLA'S JUST SO ADORABLE I DON'T EVEN CARE!!!!!
John, you know you have some personality issues to work out when even the cheerleader, the happiest, nicest, peppiest Sim around, hates your guts. At least you still have your girlfriend... for now (again, obvious foreshadowing is obvious).
Wait a minute, are you noticing something a bit... off about her eyes?
OMG SHE'S THE SPAWN OF SATAN! I always knew cheerleaders were evil.
Yeah, Jason still hasn't made that apology (and he would if it was possible).
Miranda: "Oh my God, my baby boy! I can't watch!"
Jason: "THE DEFEAT! IT IS PAINFUL!" (Whyyyyyyy can you not dominate him just once?)
Josephine: "Damn, your mom is sexy!"
Shit. SHIT SHIT SHIT. Jason, where are you to plea for your beloved's life?!?
Oh, there you are, thank God! Give it all you've got, bb!
Jason: "...Erm, that hand?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Apparently, he didn't love her enough. Or the Grim Reaper is just an asshole. I say it's the latter.
I'm sorry, Josephine! Please don't wreak too much havoc in the afterlife!
Smelly Boy's Girlfriend: "This fucker is crying emo tears all over my pancakes. Make him stop or I will."
You should really be nicer, dear. Karma's a bitch.
Anyway, Jason calls up Daphne for a little post-death pick-me-up. And Smelly Boy's Girlfriend (I really have no idea what her name is) heads out on what will end up becoming a very fateful trip to class...
Why, yes, it is snowing which means it is cold but I guess you can't feel that anymore considering you have already turned into a popsicle.
"HELP! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!"
Jason: "Oh no, this girl I barely know is dead! Must plead for her life anyway!"
And you'd think the mascot was running out to grieve...
But he was actually running out to cheer. Apparently, death fills him up with school spirit.
And, oh yeah, Jason lost again. Though it wasn't really surprising this time because he did barely know her. I think the only person who'll realize she's gone is Smelly Boy. His one true friend in the world, now gone forever.
Anyway, let's wash off all that morbidity with some adorableness in the form of Sasha and Ella. Getting engaged. Yay!
However, they shall part for the time being...
Because it's finally graduation day! Which means it's time to get the hell back home. Shame on Sasha, though, for being the "smart" one and getting the worse grade of the two. I guess he was too busy romancing Ella and maxing out all of his skills (hell yes, he did!) to do any homework.
Also, this is completely unrelated to any of the below, but I sometimes think it's pretty ridiculous that I put so much effort into taking these pictures, fixing them up, and posting them here for probably only two people besides myself to read. But I've been looking at lots of Sim-related message boards and Livejournals when I've been bored lately and it's led me to one conclusion - that the majority of the Sims community is fucking insane and I do not want to be a part of that. Therefore, I will continue to be pathetic and do all this work for pretty much no payback at all. And I really won't mind.
Anyway, onto the pictures?
Jason is a heartthrob but he looks too much like his grandfather. So he is not heir, y'all. Just sayin'. It's probably a good idea not to get too attached to him or anything.
Sasha is still hot, too, but I think he was cuter as a kid. And also this is not a good representation of him - he's so emo and mean-looking here. When in actuality, he is so smiley all the time! I love him but he may be a little too ordinary looks-wise and I like uniquity (I didn't think this was a legitimate word but apparently it is).
Anyway, let's meet their dormie friends! Who we've mostly already met on our last trip to college with Venus, Pearl, and Onyx. It kind of creeps me out to have the same Sims there when in real life it would be many decades later but... this is the Sims, not real life, and I'm too lazy to age them all up and out of uni or anything.
So, hey, look who it is! Stinky Boy! And, shockingly enough, he seems to have found himself a girlfriend.
This was my first time seeing two non-controllable Sims autonomously woohoo. (ACR is a godsend if you are tired of micro-managing your Sims' romantic lives... and the devil himself if you can't handle Sims who are insanely horny 95% of the time.) But there were many more instances to come. Everyone wanted a little piece of the romance pie this time around, I guess.
Even Harlan. Who is apparently completely over Pearl and has mended his broken heart enough to put the moves on this lovely lady (whose name, I've been meaning to mention since Ned went to college, is Natalie Perkins - this is the real Natalie Perkins, you imposter! [aww... that picture makes me miss my Belladonna Covers!]). Bastard.
Well, not quite everyone is in the mood for love. This happened about an hour after they moved into the dorm, I swear. I'm not sure how they grew to hate each other in such a small amount of time but it's definitely a record. Looking at that guy, though, he seems like the type to hate anyone who happens to glance at him in the wrong way.
But did he really have to take his anger out on poor innocent Josephine here?!? What did that lovely girl ever do to you? I've loved her since the moment I first saw her many moons ago. I don't normally dig the blonde hair and darker skin combo (which seems to happen a lot, BTW, what's up with that?) but she works it. Too bad she never has a chance at making it into the family... (obvious foreshadowing is obvious).
Anyway, back to the Sims we actually care about, first drama that happens to Jason? Gwen coming over to yell at him for spying on her through the telescope. Because, apparently, he can see their house perfectly clearly despite the fact that he's on a crowded college campus an entire neighborhood away... damn, that must be one kickass telescope he's got there.
He simply will not tolerate her rudeness. Even if she's his grandma. And a weak, defenseless, probably senile, possibly demented little old lady.
There's only one way this showdown can end: in the return of Gwen's bitchface which I have missed oh so much! Now with 50% more wonky eye for your viewing pleasure! Damn, I wish she could've lived forever (but that would have been weird so, alas, no). RIP, Gwennie, I still love you!
Anyway, when he's not being slapped around by his grandmother, Jason's inciting many random Smustle outbursts among the dormies. Apparently, he's inherited Onyx's obsession with the dance.
"Cloud of stink? What cloud of stink? Don't interrupt my rocking out, man!"
Onyx, hearing about his grandson's newfound passion for getting down, comes over to prove that, despite his old age, he's still got the best moves in the family.
But Jason's keeping up with him pretty well.
Also, continuing the family trend of inappropriateness, Penny and Callie are invited over to the dorm often. And Penny does not approve of brotherly affection.
FAMILY SMUSTLE TIME!!!!111!!
Seriously, this is all they ever do.
Oh yeah, there's this, too. Mohawk Dude is still issuing out beatdowns left and right. And that look of raging hatred on Penny's face is really freaking me out. Where is all that closeted aggression coming from, honey? Is something happening at home that I'm not aware of?
Proving that he is still an asshole and an idiot, Harlan decides to give this guy a taste of his own medicine. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that idea didn't turn out to be so bright. Looks like Jason and Sasha are on opposing sides here. Sasha is obviously on the right side and that is because he is made of win.
Jason decides to take his kickass dance moves out on the town. Look at these fools. He's totally owning them right now.
WHAT?!? I demand a recount! There's no way in hell this chick was the best! Everyone else on the dance floor obviously feels the same way.
Maybe he'll have better luck with the Smustle. (What the hell, is that red-headed guy checking out his ass; I just noticed that... creepy!)
NO FUCKING WAY! THIS IS A CONSPIRACY! HOW MUCH IS SHE PAYING THE DJ TO CHOOSE HER?!?
He tries his luck again a few days later. But, because they apparently have no lives and hang out at the place 24/7, creepy redhead and rigged winner, Daphne, are still his competition. This picture is just more proof that her wins were totally fixed. Everyone else is Smustling in complete synchronization while she's over there flailing around like she's never seen a dance floor before in her life.
Well, at least it's not that bitch Daphne again.
FUCK YES! Look at Mateo's rage-filled face. And Daphne's complete and utter shock. Bwahahahaha. In your face, losers!
Anyway, Sasha isn't much for dancing and prefers to get his kicks otherwise, like in the form of being scared by ghosts and liking it.
And he's finally found himself a potential lady love! Seriously, I was getting so sick of him saying "eh" to every girl he met that I briefly considered getting him a man instead - except that he thought every guy he encountered was "eh" as well. Then, finally, this girl randomly walked by and, hallelujah, they actually have chemistry!
And she's rather adorable as well. Though she's got kind of a psychotic look in her eyes. Like, "OMG SASHA ILU SOOOO MUCH AND I'M NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO AND IF YOU LEAVE ME I WILL STALK YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND KILL EVERY BITCH WHO COMES NEAR YOU!!!" But I'm sure she's totally sane.
First kiss. Awwwwwww.
Oh my God, what is this?!? A knowledge Sim who actually enjoys being around other people and *gasp* has a positive reaction to romantic interactions? Venus, maybe if you hadn't been such a recluse and had been more like Sasha here, I would've actually picked you for heir. Just something to think about.
He and Cathy are so predictably adorable. But just because they're predictable doesn't mean it makes me all mushy inside any less.
Oh yeah, Jason got his first kiss too. With Daphne, prize-stealing shit-tastic dancer herself. Because he had the most chemistry with her and I am impatient when it comes to these things, okay?
But as it turns out, he's a big ol' manwhore and hits on pretty much every girl in the dorm.
He gets on especially well with Josephine here. This relationship was entirely at their own hands. I had absolutely nothing to do with it.
When he's not busy seducing every woman in sight, he's knocking around Smelly Boy, much to my delight.
Jason: "That's for fucking with my grandma, you stupid asshole!"
RUMBLE!!!!!!
WTF, Jason?!? How did this loser beat you? I am disappointed. (Also, see the cloud of stink? His nickname is still extremely appropriate.)
LOL. I guess this is because he has a popularity aspiration and fears making enemies?... Though no matter how hard I looked for it, the option to apologize was never available. And apparently Smelly Boy's name is John. Huh. Interesting.
This does not look like apologizing, Jason!
Fuck. Seriously, how is this happening? Your body skill is maxed out which I'm sure is more than we can say for "John" (calling him by his name just feels wrong) here. So what exactly is going on? The only thing I can think of is that he is more fit than you.
Jason: "I am going to get totally buff and then I am going to BEAT YOUR ASS, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"
John ...is too busy nakedly macking on his girlfriend over there. We really do not want to see that, you two!
HOLD UP! Who is this girl and how can I get her in my legacy?!?
Josephine (who is apparently bisexual) thinks she's disgusting but sorry, girlfriend, as much as I love you, we'll have to agree to disagree here because she is amazing!
OMG DO WANT!
And now here's an arty shot of everyone freaking the fuck out over a fire. Now, honestly - don't you think Sims should only be hired for the job of cafeteria worker if they're capable of cooking without starting a fire? That makes sense, doesn't it?
Well, Jason had no chemistry with Ella here but Sasha does. And Ella >>>>> Cathy. So he quickly forgets his other girlfriend even exists.
And when I say forgets, I mean he really forgets. God, I hope Cathy's not a psychotic grudge-holding bitch after all.
BUT ELLA'S JUST SO ADORABLE I DON'T EVEN CARE!!!!!
John, you know you have some personality issues to work out when even the cheerleader, the happiest, nicest, peppiest Sim around, hates your guts. At least you still have your girlfriend... for now (again, obvious foreshadowing is obvious).
Wait a minute, are you noticing something a bit... off about her eyes?
OMG SHE'S THE SPAWN OF SATAN! I always knew cheerleaders were evil.
Yeah, Jason still hasn't made that apology (and he would if it was possible).
Miranda: "Oh my God, my baby boy! I can't watch!"
Jason: "THE DEFEAT! IT IS PAINFUL!" (Whyyyyyyy can you not dominate him just once?)
Josephine: "Damn, your mom is sexy!"
Shit. SHIT SHIT SHIT. Jason, where are you to plea for your beloved's life?!?
Oh, there you are, thank God! Give it all you've got, bb!
Jason: "...Erm, that hand?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Apparently, he didn't love her enough. Or the Grim Reaper is just an asshole. I say it's the latter.
I'm sorry, Josephine! Please don't wreak too much havoc in the afterlife!
Smelly Boy's Girlfriend: "This fucker is crying emo tears all over my pancakes. Make him stop or I will."
You should really be nicer, dear. Karma's a bitch.
Anyway, Jason calls up Daphne for a little post-death pick-me-up. And Smelly Boy's Girlfriend (I really have no idea what her name is) heads out on what will end up becoming a very fateful trip to class...
Why, yes, it is snowing which means it is cold but I guess you can't feel that anymore considering you have already turned into a popsicle.
"HELP! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!"
Jason: "Oh no, this girl I barely know is dead! Must plead for her life anyway!"
And you'd think the mascot was running out to grieve...
But he was actually running out to cheer. Apparently, death fills him up with school spirit.
And, oh yeah, Jason lost again. Though it wasn't really surprising this time because he did barely know her. I think the only person who'll realize she's gone is Smelly Boy. His one true friend in the world, now gone forever.
Anyway, let's wash off all that morbidity with some adorableness in the form of Sasha and Ella. Getting engaged. Yay!
However, they shall part for the time being...
Because it's finally graduation day! Which means it's time to get the hell back home. Shame on Sasha, though, for being the "smart" one and getting the worse grade of the two. I guess he was too busy romancing Ella and maxing out all of his skills (hell yes, he did!) to do any homework.
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Date: 2009-04-05 07:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-06 03:43 pm (UTC)LOL. I thought maybe no one would get that joke. I am glad you did. ;) And I love Sasha but I kinda already decided he won't be. But I might still change my mind. God, there are too many cute kids! I guess that's what I get for attempting ten (and she still needs to have 2 more if I'm going to get there).