The Alpha Legacy! two.point.six
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stillonmystringLast time: More sibling rivalry, lots of teenage sex, Tally as a *gasp* old person, RIP Piggy, Amelia pwned basically everyone and oh yeah, Adrian and Ambrose grew up and moved out while August grew up and got to stay in the house for a little extra fun, mostly due to his super-cute girlfriend, Dollie, and also to make up for all of those years of torture at his sister's hands.
A note: I think my abuse of all caps and profanity becomes more of a problem with each post. Just saying.
August: I shall prepare dinner for my lovely lady friend and she will be incapable of refusing me! And so will you! Mwahahahaha!
Well, no, August, being a good cook is not going to convince me to choose you as heir over your little sister but, hey, I'm sure Dollie will still love it.
August: So... what's the verdict, babe? Delicious, eh?
Dollie: I love you! Oh, you're talking about the food? I love it. I meant to say it.
August took that sudden declaration of love as a golden opportunity for him to pop the question and so he did!
Dollie, of course, accepted without a second thought. But then not many people could say no to that kind of bling... and of course the lifetime of happiness that comes with it!
In celebration, August pulled out the champagne for a toast. Or to get Dollie drunk enough to go to bed with him. You decide.
Then they proceeded to drink it in the most awkward way imaginable: in the middle of the narrow hallway, blocking the path for anyone else to get through. Clearly, they're just too blinded by love to give a rat's ass about common sense.
Alright, seeing as she is about to officially join the family, it's the perfect time for Dollie to get a fancy name card of her own! I'll admit, I just like making these. And also I'd like to preserve my Sims' personalities if I may need them in the future since I didn't do that with the Newburys and hence have to guess what their distribution of points should be. (Since I'm kind of in the process of making them all townies in the Alphas' neighborhood though I've tried to make most of them over enough so I won't experience so much deja vu when they stroll by. Or maybe do a little more than that one day. Anyway, where was I?...)
Ambrose: OH BROTHER OF MINE, PLEASE DO TELL ME HOW YOU GOT TO BE SO AMAZINGLY AWESOME AND SPECIAL THAT YOU GET TO STAY IN THE HOUSE WHILE I GET KICKED OUT! TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, WISE ONE!
August: Wow, thanks for the compliment, brother! I guess I really am quite awesome. Is that immodest of me to say?
Ambrose: I was being sarcastic, you fucker. Way to completely miss the point.
Um, Ambrose? I'd really like to know who this mysterious cousin of yours is but Dollie thanks you for your kindness anyway!
Back to Amelia - aka the most awesomest girl to ever awesome and why are we talking about anyone else in the first place? - in the middle of an intense toy-crafting session, she begins to notice a strange tingling sensation coursing through her entire body. Why, could it be...?!?
YES, IT IS! SHE HAS FINALLY GROWN UP! AND SHE IS LOOKING AS FIERCE AS EVER. TRULY, TRULY STUNNING AND GODDESS-LIKE. And guess what, Amelia? Now you can finally take your rightful place as the legacy's first heir(ess)!
Amelia: HAHA, YES, FINALLY, MY SWEET, SWEET REWARD HAS ARRIVED! MOVE OVER, MOTHERFUCKERS, AMELIA THE FUCKING QUEEN ALPHA HAS OFFICIALLY TAKEN HER PLACE ON THE THRONE!
Immediately, she heads downtown and very conveniently hooks up with Alessa here. You remember Alessa, don't you? Yeah, I'll admit it, I've kind of had her picked out as Amelia's future spouse ever since she was a wee child. Creepy, okay. But perfect couple, MOST DEFINITELY!
See, see?!? Amelia totally agrees! She thinks Alessa is smoking hot.
AND ALESSA RECIPROCATES! YES, YES, THIS IS WORKING OUT PERFECTLY!
Creepy Bodysuit Townie: Damn, I'd totally hit that blond girl. Break me off a piece of that fine ass. Wait, she's a lesbian? Damn it.
WHAT. ALESSA, NO! DO NOT THROW A WRENCH INTO MY PERFECTLY LAID PLANS NOW! IT WAS ALL GOING SO WELL!
Amelia: She rejected me... No one ever rejects me. NO ONE! FIX IT! FIX IT NOW!
I decided it was best to give Alessa a day or two to reconsider her feelings for Amelia. Surely, she'd come around right? So the next time the two of them met up was at August's and Dollie's nuptials and Alessa showed up in this...
rather revealing ensemble. I am certainly not a fan of it and even Alessa doesn't look like she's much enjoying the look but Amelia is in heaven, for sure. Look at her "discreetly" taking a peek at Alessa's chest area. Girl, you are so bad! And so awesome.
About those nuptials (which, by the way, are taking place in a special wedding building that we are going to pretend is not on the same lot, because I forgot to factor in the fact that it was the middle of winter until the last minute), I should probably give the happy couple a few pictures to commemorate the occasion, right? So here they are, being spectacularly adorable.
And even more spectacularly adorable.
Ambrose: Damn it, what does he have that I don't?!? I should be the one up there getting married. I should be the one still living in this house! I BEG YOU, GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE!!!
Tally and Royce, meanwhile, are apparently dirty talking, or at least dirty thinking, in the front row throughout the entire wedding. Nice. Real nice, you two.
Tally: WAIT A MINUTE, THIS IS A WEDDING? ONE OF MY CHILDREN IS GETTING MARRIED? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!?
You may notice there are a few family members missing from the audience. That's because Adam and Adrian couldn't be bothered to watch. They had much more important things to do. Like having a dance-off. Yeah, totally more important. I think they're just trying to mask their depression. You know if they were actually there to witness the wedding, they'd both be having mini-breakdowns along with Ambrose.
Adam eventually did make an appearance only to steal the spotlight away from the happy couple in what is supposed to be their photo.
Adam: Oh, it's you. What were Mom and Dad thinking when they picked you over me? I should be the one carrying on this family's bloodline, damn it!
See, I told you he'd have a breakdown. He was better off staying far, far away in Danceland really.
Amelia: Shit, girl, you are on fire tonight! You're totally looking sexy as hell!
Honey, that is not the girl you're supposed to be falling for. She's not even interested in girls so don't waste your time. And also, run as fast as you can away from your older brother because I think he is seriously planning your murder out in his head right now.
Amelia: Alright, everyone, a toast to the couple of the hour, Mr. and Mrs. August Alpha!
Adam: Dude, I can't believe you bought the same suit as me. I totally look better in it though, you know it.
August: Haha, you wish. You know I'm rocking this better than you could even in your dreams.
Amelia: ...Why are you wearing your jogging suit?
Adrian: Because I can, bitch, you got something to say about it?
The party ended on a very memorable note, Tally wetting her pants! Lovely! Your senility is showing, girl, and it ain't pretty.
As soon as everyone went home, August and Dollie hit the bed. I guess they don't want to waste any time in trying to upstage Amelia's future children with their own. Maybe they're thinking if they produce kids cute enough, I'll want to choose one of them to represent generation three instead. Sorry, guys, but your offspring are officially ineligible. Don't let that stop you from creating any though! I do still love me as many cute kids as I can get.
Speaking of Amelia, let's get back to her romantic conquests. I sent her downtown for a date with Alessa but she seemed to want to use it as a photo op instead. So I indulged her for a minute. I'm sure this'll be going up as her Facebook default right away.
With that out of the way, she headed inside to win Alessa over and, luckily, it really took hardly any work on her part. Alessa seemed much more open to the whole idea after a few days to stew over it.
She then decided to serenade Amelia on the karaoke machine. Which has the potential to be either terribly embarrassing or terribly adorable.
It turned out to be a bit of both. Her ~sexy~ dance moves are kind of hilarious but oddly endearing.
Apparently, they succeeded in turning Amelia on because they immediately ran off to go engage in a little inappropriate fun inside the photo booth. This is Alessa's "oh yeah, I'm totally about to get some" face.
It was extremely intense. Lots of swooning followed.
Then they decided they'd better properly use the photo booth so they'd have a plausible reason for occupying it for so long if anyone asked. And the date went down as a roaring success. Yay!
Meanwhile, back at home, Dollie is sadly not doing very well at work.
Dollie: THOSE BASTARDS! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LET ME GO! OKAY, I SCREWED UP A REALLY IMPORTANT CASE BUT SINCE WHEN IS THAT GROUNDS FOR FIRING SOMEONE? EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES!
Dollie: OH MY GOD, I GOT FIRED AND YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON HOME AND SO PLEASE COMFORT ME. I NEED COMFORTING RIGHT NOW!
Royce: Right... and who are you again?
As his increasingly clueless state of mind might suggest, Royce is getting close to the end. Very close. I was actually planning on extending his life a bit but I didn't realize he was about to die until it actually happened. So, sorry, dude. I would have liked to keep you around but I guess you being gone does make room for more babies. And I love babies.
Tally was at work during his final moments and so came home to quite a shock. Poor thing.
Then she immediately wished for a longer life from the genie because she isn't ready to meet such a terrible fate herself.
Um... alrighty then. Moving along...
Dollie: Well, I guess this is as good a time to announce it as any. Guess what, honey? I'm pregnant!
August: Oh, sweetheart, that's fanta-
August: Hold on. Did you just say you were PREGNANT?!? But I'm not ready to be a father yet!
Back to Amelia and Alessa, they went out for dinner together at this beautiful restaurant on the water and this picture mainly exists because it was very pretty.
The more important development of the night though was that Amelia proposed. And Alessa reacted with predictable adorableness.
SQUEE. THESE TWO ARE GOING TO BE, LIKE, MY SIMS POWER COUPLE OR SOMETHING.
THEY ARE SO IN LOVE! I AM SO PLEASED!
Random Townie Dude: Girls making out... hoooooot.
OHAI THERE, ALESSA! She was just so perfect already that I gave her a little basic makeup, a new outfit and she was flawless. Look at those turn-ons; Amelia is neither black-haired nor a Plantsim but theirs is just such true love that it pays no attention to such silly boundaries as that!
They like sex. A lot.
Amelia and her wonky eye: Oh, hey, baby, you know what I like.
Alessa and her unibrow: Oh, yes, baby, I certainly do. (I didn't realize how bad that unibrow was until long after I gave it to her... and then I grew kind of fond of it so decided to keep it.)
The other couple in the house likes sex too. Also a lot.
Hey, a pregnant girl needs loving just as much as anyone else. Just be careful with the baby, okay? No harming of the potential cuteness inside!
SERIOUSLY, GUYS, THIS DOES NOT LOOK SAFE FOR THE FETUS! GENTLENESS. LEARN IT. BE IT. OR ELSE.
For some reason, August has developed a creepy obsession with Alessa and just spent an entire night watching her sleep. STALKER-TASTIC.
Okay, let me revise that: MURDERER-TASTIC. PSYCHO-TASTIC. TOTALLY-FREAKING-ME-OUT-TASTIC.
Alessa: Dude, seriously. Get the fuck away from me or I'm gonna have to cut a bitch.
Alessa: Alright, you know what? I'm outta here. You've got issues, man. You should probably sort those out.
OH SHIT. PREMARITAL UNSAFE SEX STRIKES! This was very unplanned but I'm not complaining. Babies are welcome at all times. (By the way, yes indeed, I installed a hack for same-sex pregnancy just so that Amelia's and Alessa's glorious DNA could be passed on down. For some unknown reason, I've always been okay with guys getting alien pregnant but was a bit weirded out by same-sex couples getting pregnant through traditional means. But I figured what the hell, it's the Sims, realism isn't really the point anyway and, um, THESE TWO ARE SO FREAKING CUTE SO GET THEM HAVING BABIES TOGETHER RIGHT AWAY!)
Amelia: Oh my god, this is so awesome, we can be pregnant together! Tell me, is it everything you thought it would be? It's a totally amazing experience, right?
Dollie: Well, if by "totally amazing experience" you actually mean LIVING HELL then, yes, it is!
Amelia: But... but... isn't pregnancy supposed to be a beautiful and glorious thing? ISN'T IT?!? OH GOD, WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?!? I WOULD LIKE TO CHANGE MY MIND NOW, PLEASE. IS ANYONE UP THERE LISTENING?!? PLEEEEEASE!!!
A note: I think my abuse of all caps and profanity becomes more of a problem with each post. Just saying.
August: I shall prepare dinner for my lovely lady friend and she will be incapable of refusing me! And so will you! Mwahahahaha!
Well, no, August, being a good cook is not going to convince me to choose you as heir over your little sister but, hey, I'm sure Dollie will still love it.
August: So... what's the verdict, babe? Delicious, eh?
Dollie: I love you! Oh, you're talking about the food? I love it. I meant to say it.
August took that sudden declaration of love as a golden opportunity for him to pop the question and so he did!
Dollie, of course, accepted without a second thought. But then not many people could say no to that kind of bling... and of course the lifetime of happiness that comes with it!
In celebration, August pulled out the champagne for a toast. Or to get Dollie drunk enough to go to bed with him. You decide.
Then they proceeded to drink it in the most awkward way imaginable: in the middle of the narrow hallway, blocking the path for anyone else to get through. Clearly, they're just too blinded by love to give a rat's ass about common sense.
Alright, seeing as she is about to officially join the family, it's the perfect time for Dollie to get a fancy name card of her own! I'll admit, I just like making these. And also I'd like to preserve my Sims' personalities if I may need them in the future since I didn't do that with the Newburys and hence have to guess what their distribution of points should be. (Since I'm kind of in the process of making them all townies in the Alphas' neighborhood though I've tried to make most of them over enough so I won't experience so much deja vu when they stroll by. Or maybe do a little more than that one day. Anyway, where was I?...)
Ambrose: OH BROTHER OF MINE, PLEASE DO TELL ME HOW YOU GOT TO BE SO AMAZINGLY AWESOME AND SPECIAL THAT YOU GET TO STAY IN THE HOUSE WHILE I GET KICKED OUT! TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, WISE ONE!
August: Wow, thanks for the compliment, brother! I guess I really am quite awesome. Is that immodest of me to say?
Ambrose: I was being sarcastic, you fucker. Way to completely miss the point.
Um, Ambrose? I'd really like to know who this mysterious cousin of yours is but Dollie thanks you for your kindness anyway!
Back to Amelia - aka the most awesomest girl to ever awesome and why are we talking about anyone else in the first place? - in the middle of an intense toy-crafting session, she begins to notice a strange tingling sensation coursing through her entire body. Why, could it be...?!?
YES, IT IS! SHE HAS FINALLY GROWN UP! AND SHE IS LOOKING AS FIERCE AS EVER. TRULY, TRULY STUNNING AND GODDESS-LIKE. And guess what, Amelia? Now you can finally take your rightful place as the legacy's first heir(ess)!
Amelia: HAHA, YES, FINALLY, MY SWEET, SWEET REWARD HAS ARRIVED! MOVE OVER, MOTHERFUCKERS, AMELIA THE FUCKING QUEEN ALPHA HAS OFFICIALLY TAKEN HER PLACE ON THE THRONE!
Immediately, she heads downtown and very conveniently hooks up with Alessa here. You remember Alessa, don't you? Yeah, I'll admit it, I've kind of had her picked out as Amelia's future spouse ever since she was a wee child. Creepy, okay. But perfect couple, MOST DEFINITELY!
See, see?!? Amelia totally agrees! She thinks Alessa is smoking hot.
AND ALESSA RECIPROCATES! YES, YES, THIS IS WORKING OUT PERFECTLY!
Creepy Bodysuit Townie: Damn, I'd totally hit that blond girl. Break me off a piece of that fine ass. Wait, she's a lesbian? Damn it.
WHAT. ALESSA, NO! DO NOT THROW A WRENCH INTO MY PERFECTLY LAID PLANS NOW! IT WAS ALL GOING SO WELL!
Amelia: She rejected me... No one ever rejects me. NO ONE! FIX IT! FIX IT NOW!
I decided it was best to give Alessa a day or two to reconsider her feelings for Amelia. Surely, she'd come around right? So the next time the two of them met up was at August's and Dollie's nuptials and Alessa showed up in this...
rather revealing ensemble. I am certainly not a fan of it and even Alessa doesn't look like she's much enjoying the look but Amelia is in heaven, for sure. Look at her "discreetly" taking a peek at Alessa's chest area. Girl, you are so bad! And so awesome.
About those nuptials (which, by the way, are taking place in a special wedding building that we are going to pretend is not on the same lot, because I forgot to factor in the fact that it was the middle of winter until the last minute), I should probably give the happy couple a few pictures to commemorate the occasion, right? So here they are, being spectacularly adorable.
And even more spectacularly adorable.
Ambrose: Damn it, what does he have that I don't?!? I should be the one up there getting married. I should be the one still living in this house! I BEG YOU, GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE!!!
Tally and Royce, meanwhile, are apparently dirty talking, or at least dirty thinking, in the front row throughout the entire wedding. Nice. Real nice, you two.
Tally: WAIT A MINUTE, THIS IS A WEDDING? ONE OF MY CHILDREN IS GETTING MARRIED? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!?
You may notice there are a few family members missing from the audience. That's because Adam and Adrian couldn't be bothered to watch. They had much more important things to do. Like having a dance-off. Yeah, totally more important. I think they're just trying to mask their depression. You know if they were actually there to witness the wedding, they'd both be having mini-breakdowns along with Ambrose.
Adam eventually did make an appearance only to steal the spotlight away from the happy couple in what is supposed to be their photo.
Adam: Oh, it's you. What were Mom and Dad thinking when they picked you over me? I should be the one carrying on this family's bloodline, damn it!
See, I told you he'd have a breakdown. He was better off staying far, far away in Danceland really.
Amelia: Shit, girl, you are on fire tonight! You're totally looking sexy as hell!
Honey, that is not the girl you're supposed to be falling for. She's not even interested in girls so don't waste your time. And also, run as fast as you can away from your older brother because I think he is seriously planning your murder out in his head right now.
Amelia: Alright, everyone, a toast to the couple of the hour, Mr. and Mrs. August Alpha!
Adam: Dude, I can't believe you bought the same suit as me. I totally look better in it though, you know it.
August: Haha, you wish. You know I'm rocking this better than you could even in your dreams.
Amelia: ...Why are you wearing your jogging suit?
Adrian: Because I can, bitch, you got something to say about it?
The party ended on a very memorable note, Tally wetting her pants! Lovely! Your senility is showing, girl, and it ain't pretty.
As soon as everyone went home, August and Dollie hit the bed. I guess they don't want to waste any time in trying to upstage Amelia's future children with their own. Maybe they're thinking if they produce kids cute enough, I'll want to choose one of them to represent generation three instead. Sorry, guys, but your offspring are officially ineligible. Don't let that stop you from creating any though! I do still love me as many cute kids as I can get.
Speaking of Amelia, let's get back to her romantic conquests. I sent her downtown for a date with Alessa but she seemed to want to use it as a photo op instead. So I indulged her for a minute. I'm sure this'll be going up as her Facebook default right away.
With that out of the way, she headed inside to win Alessa over and, luckily, it really took hardly any work on her part. Alessa seemed much more open to the whole idea after a few days to stew over it.
She then decided to serenade Amelia on the karaoke machine. Which has the potential to be either terribly embarrassing or terribly adorable.
It turned out to be a bit of both. Her ~sexy~ dance moves are kind of hilarious but oddly endearing.
Apparently, they succeeded in turning Amelia on because they immediately ran off to go engage in a little inappropriate fun inside the photo booth. This is Alessa's "oh yeah, I'm totally about to get some" face.
It was extremely intense. Lots of swooning followed.
Then they decided they'd better properly use the photo booth so they'd have a plausible reason for occupying it for so long if anyone asked. And the date went down as a roaring success. Yay!
Meanwhile, back at home, Dollie is sadly not doing very well at work.
Dollie: THOSE BASTARDS! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LET ME GO! OKAY, I SCREWED UP A REALLY IMPORTANT CASE BUT SINCE WHEN IS THAT GROUNDS FOR FIRING SOMEONE? EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES!
Dollie: OH MY GOD, I GOT FIRED AND YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON HOME AND SO PLEASE COMFORT ME. I NEED COMFORTING RIGHT NOW!
Royce: Right... and who are you again?
As his increasingly clueless state of mind might suggest, Royce is getting close to the end. Very close. I was actually planning on extending his life a bit but I didn't realize he was about to die until it actually happened. So, sorry, dude. I would have liked to keep you around but I guess you being gone does make room for more babies. And I love babies.
Tally was at work during his final moments and so came home to quite a shock. Poor thing.
Then she immediately wished for a longer life from the genie because she isn't ready to meet such a terrible fate herself.
Um... alrighty then. Moving along...
Dollie: Well, I guess this is as good a time to announce it as any. Guess what, honey? I'm pregnant!
August: Oh, sweetheart, that's fanta-
August: Hold on. Did you just say you were PREGNANT?!? But I'm not ready to be a father yet!
Back to Amelia and Alessa, they went out for dinner together at this beautiful restaurant on the water and this picture mainly exists because it was very pretty.
The more important development of the night though was that Amelia proposed. And Alessa reacted with predictable adorableness.
SQUEE. THESE TWO ARE GOING TO BE, LIKE, MY SIMS POWER COUPLE OR SOMETHING.
THEY ARE SO IN LOVE! I AM SO PLEASED!
Random Townie Dude: Girls making out... hoooooot.
OHAI THERE, ALESSA! She was just so perfect already that I gave her a little basic makeup, a new outfit and she was flawless. Look at those turn-ons; Amelia is neither black-haired nor a Plantsim but theirs is just such true love that it pays no attention to such silly boundaries as that!
They like sex. A lot.
Amelia and her wonky eye: Oh, hey, baby, you know what I like.
Alessa and her unibrow: Oh, yes, baby, I certainly do. (I didn't realize how bad that unibrow was until long after I gave it to her... and then I grew kind of fond of it so decided to keep it.)
The other couple in the house likes sex too. Also a lot.
Hey, a pregnant girl needs loving just as much as anyone else. Just be careful with the baby, okay? No harming of the potential cuteness inside!
SERIOUSLY, GUYS, THIS DOES NOT LOOK SAFE FOR THE FETUS! GENTLENESS. LEARN IT. BE IT. OR ELSE.
For some reason, August has developed a creepy obsession with Alessa and just spent an entire night watching her sleep. STALKER-TASTIC.
Okay, let me revise that: MURDERER-TASTIC. PSYCHO-TASTIC. TOTALLY-FREAKING-ME-OUT-TASTIC.
Alessa: Dude, seriously. Get the fuck away from me or I'm gonna have to cut a bitch.
Alessa: Alright, you know what? I'm outta here. You've got issues, man. You should probably sort those out.
OH SHIT. PREMARITAL UNSAFE SEX STRIKES! This was very unplanned but I'm not complaining. Babies are welcome at all times. (By the way, yes indeed, I installed a hack for same-sex pregnancy just so that Amelia's and Alessa's glorious DNA could be passed on down. For some unknown reason, I've always been okay with guys getting alien pregnant but was a bit weirded out by same-sex couples getting pregnant through traditional means. But I figured what the hell, it's the Sims, realism isn't really the point anyway and, um, THESE TWO ARE SO FREAKING CUTE SO GET THEM HAVING BABIES TOGETHER RIGHT AWAY!)
Amelia: Oh my god, this is so awesome, we can be pregnant together! Tell me, is it everything you thought it would be? It's a totally amazing experience, right?
Dollie: Well, if by "totally amazing experience" you actually mean LIVING HELL then, yes, it is!
Amelia: But... but... isn't pregnancy supposed to be a beautiful and glorious thing? ISN'T IT?!? OH GOD, WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?!? I WOULD LIKE TO CHANGE MY MIND NOW, PLEASE. IS ANYONE UP THERE LISTENING?!? PLEEEEEASE!!!
