I somehow managed to do something creating-related in the Sims. Granted, it was only taking the top from this outfit:

And copying the texture onto this top-only mesh:

And it was the easiest thing in the world to do but I feel special, okay? Though I don't think I'm going to try anything more complicated in the near future because all the tutorials I've been reading are just making my head spin. But I really wish I could take about 50% of the outfits I have and replace the damn boots with something else (I fucking hate boots but it seems all the cute outfits have them, gah!) however I am nowhere near close to being able to do that. So... yeah. Pipe dream. But I did this anyway. And now I can get rid of those full-body outfits (because I already have almost identical skirts albeit WITH THE GODDAMN BOOTS) and be slightly less cluttered. Yay.