Newbury Legacy: 7.1

Last time: I tried and failed to get Jude abducted. My new favorite townie, Elise, chanced to walk by and promptly joined the household in what may be a record-setting amount of time. So now she and Jude are slutty partners in crime. In the process of all that sluttiness, he managed to get her knocked up and she had a baby girl named Lola, who is officially the first REDHEADED Newbury and I am stoked. As for Blake and Cara, they got old, and Sasha kicked the bucket at some point as well. I think that's all the important stuff.

( 7.1: Everything you ever needed to know about alien abduction and more! )

All you can feel is your lungs flood and the blood course.

This is too cute.

I love how adorably heavy their accents are. I enjoy accents very much.

Also, the new girl is a redhead so I approve! As long as she can sing, that is.