Newbury Legacy: 5.5

Last time: Antisocial Blake had a meeting with the Social Bunny that ended in a fight, naturally. His antics also nearly cemented his status as this generation's heir, despite his sister's attempts to change my mind. Miranda was a crazy elder. Sasha displayed some very sudden, very gay tendencies which was frightening. Ella's fat but she finally reached the top of her career track so her next goal is getting back in shape. Everyone got high on the bubble blower. And - shock of all shocks - Blake was officially the first triplet to lose their virginity; unexpected, I know! Meanwhile, Miranda's gaggle of college-bound children finished up their last few semesters with lots of fighting, loving, and death - so predictable.

And now, just as we get all of those stragglers through college, it's time for the triplets to go. Argh! Will I never get away from the tediousness of university?!? Of course, I could just not send them but it's such a prime opportunity for entertainment!

( 5.5: More romantic drama than you can shake a stick at. )