Newbury Legacy: 5.0

Last time: Miranda had another baby (how unsurprising); her name is Elodie. Colin, Chloe, and Christian became teenagers and then went off to college but not before Colin scored himself three - yes, three - girlfriends, following in the whore-ish footsteps of his mother. Miranda got attacked by a swarm of killer bumblebees and had the hots for inappropriate men (her daughter's boyfriend, the headmaster). And Callie and Penny graduated from college without causing any mischief whatsoever though Penny did manage to come out with a sexy fiance to her name.

And now - prepare yourselves - I have officially named Sasha heir. Though I had already pretty much chosen him a long time ago but I thought I'd give the other kids a chance to show off their best stuff before I decided for sure. Their best stuff couldn't beat his adorableness combined with his new wife Ella's so now it is time for them to breed! Rejoice!

( 5.0: Babies, babies... did I mention babies? )