Newbury Legacy: 3.0

Last time: Onyx successfully brainwashed me into making him heir and he and Gwen had a lovely wedding where his sisters proved to be very good at hiding their jealousy. Also, poor neglected Xander grew up into a teen and got killed off. Sorry, kid, but you were rather useless and that seemed like a pretty entertaining way to get rid of you. And after three wedding night attempts, Gwen has officially been impregnated, woo!

( 3.0: Go shawty it's yo birthday! )

Newbury Legacy: 3.1

Last time: Everyone was so full of win it was almost boring. Gwen gave birth to a baby girl, Iris, who grew up into a rather adorable toddler. Onyx still has no idea what the hell is going on and both of them could care less about taking care of their offspring. Ned and Corinna got old but, never fear, they're still totally cute! And not too senile yet to raise their grandchildren for their loser son and his wife.

( 3.1: Parenting 101 )

Newbury Legacy: 3.2

Last time: Gwen had another kid and named him Ariel. Iris grew up into an adorable child and her parents could care less. Some random townie got eaten by the cowplant - hilarity ensued. Gwen got drunk with the headmaster and that questionable plan actually worked - both of the kids are now sporting a snazzy private school uniform. And oh yeah, despite the fact that her children would probably be handed over to social services if it weren't for her in-laws, Gwen is pregnant yet again. Also, I seem to become more potty-mouthed with each installment though I'm not sure why that is. Everything just seems so much more amusing when you add in a large dose of expletives, you know?

( 3.2: Parenting 101, Pt. 2 (They still don't get it) )

P.S. We are finally all caught up! Well, all caught up to the pictures I've posted, not to where I am in the game itself. But yay!