Newbury Legacy: 4.4
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stillonmystringLast time: Miranda is a psycho who wants ten children so she was blessed with triplets, Colin, Chloe, and Christian. Everybody got fat because they all love food too much (seriously, everyone in this family just stands around idly rubbing their bellies and making "mmm" noises when they aren't occupied with anything else). Gwen and Onyx died and everyone was terribly depressed. And there were tons of birthdays as always. Then we caught up with Jason and Sasha in college where Jason's sort-of girlfriend died and he lost lots of fights to the infamous Smelly Boy and Sasha left his first girlfriend for the way cuter Ella who he proposed to before they graduated. Whew. Is that all?
So instead of cruelly feeding another victim to the cowplant in her quest for eternal youth (and ten babies) Miranda asks the genie for a few extra days. While Chloe jams away on the synthesizer in the background, apparently unaware of the sparkly floating purple guy on the other side of the room.
Then she heads downtown to find herself another man because she is half-romance Sim, remember? And three men are never enough. Plus, if she's having all these freaking kids, I'd like a little bit of genetic variety, you know? But all she finds is pinball.
And her sister getting reacquainted with her high school sweetheart (er, one of them). Hey, Iris!
Needless to say, Miranda got the hell out of there to try her luck somewhere else.
Oh, hey there, guy with emo hair! You're pretty cute.
Miranda thinks so, too. Wanna hook up later?
So back home, Miranda asks him (his name is Desmond, BTW) over and he wants to bring a friend. Who turns out to be Myles, baby daddy #2. LOL! Well, this is a tense situation, guys. Are you going to fight to the death to see who wins the girl?...
I guess not. Myles seems pretty unbothered that his lover is too busy sucking the face of another guy to acknowledge his presence. He seems a bit excited by it, really. Does that turn you on, Myles? That's kind of kinky.
Don't be fooled. When she's not busy playing the role of the town whore, Miranda is actually a very good mother.
Colin: "HEY SIS ARE YOU DONE WITH THAT LET ME CLEAN IT UP FOR YOU!!!!"
Seriously, he ran into the house from outside the minute she finished eating to grab her tray before she even had a chance to stand up completely. Neat freaks, we've got plenty here!
Yeah, Callie, I'm sure that llama mascot uniform will totally win the headmaster over and get your siblings into private school. (Actually, I think it did. After dinner was over, they suddenly got about a million schmooze points.)
Umm, that's not creepy... not creepy at all. (And it's not even like she just happened to be standing there with nothing to do and it looks like she's creepily watching her sister play. No, the action in her queue actually said "watch". If they weren't sisters, that would be totally pedophile-ish.)
"OMG THIS GATE IS LOCKED AND I CAN'T GET THROUGH TO SACRIFICE MYSELF TO THE COWPLANT!!!! AND I SOOOOOO WANTED TO DIE TODAY!"
The stupid. It burns.
The School Bus Brigade:
Consensus? Skool suxxxxx! (I know I took pictures like this when their mom was a kid, too, but they are just so cute when they get off the bus!)
Anyway, time for the girls to go off to college now! They will be greatly missed.
Well, at least Callie will.
"Bye, guys! Don't be surprised if you have a few more siblings when you come back!"
So now that they're out of the house, Sasha has moved back in! His brother moved into the spares house because he is definitely not going to be heir but I wasn't sure about Sasha yet so he's back home for awhile at least. Anyway, point of this picture... look familiar?
Ella moved in, too. Girl, you'd better step out of the street before the fashion police track you down and arrest you for that stunning outfit you've transitioned into.
Colin: "Mom, where do babies come from?"
Ella: "What did that child just say?!?"
Miranda: "Hehe, babies, hehe."
Colin: "What? I just wanted to know..."
Ella: "This is a weird family. Can I change my mind about marrying into it?"
Miranda: *is immature*
That's right. Sasha and Ella are getting married! Squeeeeeeee!
Because this will never not be cute.
One more for good measure.
Sasha's a real man who's not afraid to take his wife's last name. Or I just thought it was the prettiest name ever and didn't want it to be forever erased.
Apparently, these guys are all too good to come watch their brother get married. They'd rather be playing Don't Wake the Llama. Whatever. Just remember this when he comes to your weddings and ignores them.
Thanks to you three for showing up anyway! And random townie who decided to come to the party (I must find a hack to stop walkbys from coming over to watch the wedding - it's so annoying). God, that dress makes Miranda look extremely thin which is especially surprising considering...
She's pregnant (if you were looking closely enough, you might've been able to tell a few pictures ago). And had to pop into this ugly dress halfway through the party. Because apparently, once you're pregnant, you lose any good fashion sense you had before.
This is, like, a perfect picture. It looks like I cut them out and pasted them on a blue background or something but it's just the sky.
Anyway, they are the cutest evarrrr!!! And Miranda really wants you to know that she's pregnant. If you couldn't figure it out before.
Oh, how nice that everyone could finally make it out! Poor Ella, though. There's not enough room at the table for her and she has to go eat inside all by her lonesome.
Chloe: "HAI GUISE! Y'KNOW WHAT ARE AWESOME?!? X-RAYS!!11!!!"
Ella just wishes she felt more like part of the family, y'all!
Penny: "Who are you calling a bitch, bitch? I love everyone and hate no one!"
"I have five best friends, you know!"
"See, I'm such a nice friendly person that I just made one right now!"
(This conversation came about because when I zoomed in to take a picture of Penny after they went to college, I thought that she looked like the kind of girl who was nice to your face but secretly a huge bitch. And I had to LOL at how appropriately their topics of conversation aligned with this.)
WE ACCEPT HER! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE!
Er, I mean... welcome to the family, Ella!
I was worried when the kids went over to take part in the toast because I thought they would have a drink, too, and child alcoholics = BAD. But they were just there to be the cheering section, thank God.
CHAMPAGNE DRANKIN', UR DOIN' IT WRONG!
Right after the toast, Callie all of a sudden bolted into the house.
Yeah, I should've guessed. At least she made it in time.
Proof that this family is full of RAGING ALCOHOLICS! Sasha disposed of the bottle of champagne but apparently Callie hadn't had enough so she literally pulled another one out of her ass and started toasting without even waiting for anyone else to come in. Do we need to schedule an intervention for you, sweetheart? Or at least an AA meeting?
Thank God. Jason left literally five seconds before the party was over because he had to go to the bathroom or something and would rather walk all the way home than walk three steps to the bathroom. And usually when someone leaves during the party, it becomes a disaster at the last minute. But apparently he was putting a damper on this party or something because it didn't even become a roof raiser until after he left.
Ella, what are you looking so depressed about?
You should take a cue from your husband who hasn't stopped smiling all evening. Seriously! I've never seen anyone smile as much as he does. ILU SASHA!
This family's obsession with cleanliness has gone way overboard. You know you've got a house full of OCD neat freaks on your hands when they're lining up to wash the dishes like it's the funnest thing ever.
Uh, guys, what the hell? Don't tell me you already had an argument during the honeymoon (which was only, like, an hour long)?
Never fear, though! They were just making their way to the hottub. Where Ella succeeded in getting pregnant already. Oops.
Okay, so at this point, I decided I didn't want Sasha to be heir after all and moved both of them out again. But I'm kind of regretting that decision so I don't know if it will stick. But for now, they are living in an apartment by themselves. Maybe I will make someone else heir but I will play them whenever I get bored/frustrated with the main house or something. Because there are just too many cute kids this generation for me to abandon all but one of them!
For the moment, here is some bonus Sasha and Ella goodness! Mostly Ella. Because she is so freaking adorable I can't stand it!
First of all, some Ella picspam that I took while they were still at the main house. I didn't want to clog up the story with all my fawning over her but I didn't want to delete these either so here, bask in the cuteness:
This one is my fave. She looks like a total airhead but a completely adorable one!
Anyway, they move into their new apartment and meet their alien landlord. (My sister has an alien landlord in her neighborhood, too. They are taking over the world!!!)
She is disgusted by Sasha and Ella's very public displays of affection.
Really disgusted.
"Eww... isn't there a rule in their lease that says no kissing allowed on my property?"
Yeah, I see what you're doing there. Pretending to be all grossed out and then sneaking a peak at Sasha's manliness for yourself. Well, you can't have him so don't even try!
Later: "OH MY GOD. TWO MEN KISSING. WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!? I HOPE THEY AREN'T MOVING INTO MY BUILDING." (Sorry, I think they are.)
She is actually super cute, though. <333 And her name is ARIADNE. Which is hot. And fits my Greek/mythology naming theme, OMG! One of the alien triplets should totally hook up with her.
Anyway, while Sasha was busy finding himself a job, Ella decided to start catching butterflies. Which just increased her cuteness factor by a million.
Aww, she's an outdoorsy girl!
"OH NOEZ. WHERE ARE MY BUTTERFLIES?!?"
*sadface*
Let's try again. (Creepy landlord is creepy. Dude, all landlords ever want to do is admire their tenants - it is rather annoying. Since when are they supposed to be that close with the people who pay them???)
VICTORY!
Creepy nature hobbyist is also creepy. Please step away from my Ella with that murderous gaze, kthnx.
Anyway, more from them later. Maybe. Or maybe they will move back in with Miranda. Here's the heir situation. Right now, I am strongly favoring Callie but she's having trouble finding a man. I also adore Chloe and Colin. Christian and Penny (and Jason, obviously) are definitely out. And I still love Sasha. But Miranda had her baby and she is adorable, too! Arghhhhhh... it is so hard!
So instead of cruelly feeding another victim to the cowplant in her quest for eternal youth (and ten babies) Miranda asks the genie for a few extra days. While Chloe jams away on the synthesizer in the background, apparently unaware of the sparkly floating purple guy on the other side of the room.
Then she heads downtown to find herself another man because she is half-romance Sim, remember? And three men are never enough. Plus, if she's having all these freaking kids, I'd like a little bit of genetic variety, you know? But all she finds is pinball.
And her sister getting reacquainted with her high school sweetheart (er, one of them). Hey, Iris!
Needless to say, Miranda got the hell out of there to try her luck somewhere else.
Oh, hey there, guy with emo hair! You're pretty cute.
Miranda thinks so, too. Wanna hook up later?
So back home, Miranda asks him (his name is Desmond, BTW) over and he wants to bring a friend. Who turns out to be Myles, baby daddy #2. LOL! Well, this is a tense situation, guys. Are you going to fight to the death to see who wins the girl?...
I guess not. Myles seems pretty unbothered that his lover is too busy sucking the face of another guy to acknowledge his presence. He seems a bit excited by it, really. Does that turn you on, Myles? That's kind of kinky.
Don't be fooled. When she's not busy playing the role of the town whore, Miranda is actually a very good mother.
Colin: "HEY SIS ARE YOU DONE WITH THAT LET ME CLEAN IT UP FOR YOU!!!!"
Seriously, he ran into the house from outside the minute she finished eating to grab her tray before she even had a chance to stand up completely. Neat freaks, we've got plenty here!
Yeah, Callie, I'm sure that llama mascot uniform will totally win the headmaster over and get your siblings into private school. (Actually, I think it did. After dinner was over, they suddenly got about a million schmooze points.)
Umm, that's not creepy... not creepy at all. (And it's not even like she just happened to be standing there with nothing to do and it looks like she's creepily watching her sister play. No, the action in her queue actually said "watch". If they weren't sisters, that would be totally pedophile-ish.)
"OMG THIS GATE IS LOCKED AND I CAN'T GET THROUGH TO SACRIFICE MYSELF TO THE COWPLANT!!!! AND I SOOOOOO WANTED TO DIE TODAY!"
The stupid. It burns.
The School Bus Brigade:
Consensus? Skool suxxxxx! (I know I took pictures like this when their mom was a kid, too, but they are just so cute when they get off the bus!)
Anyway, time for the girls to go off to college now! They will be greatly missed.
Well, at least Callie will.
"Bye, guys! Don't be surprised if you have a few more siblings when you come back!"
So now that they're out of the house, Sasha has moved back in! His brother moved into the spares house because he is definitely not going to be heir but I wasn't sure about Sasha yet so he's back home for awhile at least. Anyway, point of this picture... look familiar?
Ella moved in, too. Girl, you'd better step out of the street before the fashion police track you down and arrest you for that stunning outfit you've transitioned into.
Colin: "Mom, where do babies come from?"
Ella: "What did that child just say?!?"
Miranda: "Hehe, babies, hehe."
Colin: "What? I just wanted to know..."
Ella: "This is a weird family. Can I change my mind about marrying into it?"
Miranda: *is immature*
That's right. Sasha and Ella are getting married! Squeeeeeeee!
Because this will never not be cute.
One more for good measure.
Sasha's a real man who's not afraid to take his wife's last name. Or I just thought it was the prettiest name ever and didn't want it to be forever erased.
Apparently, these guys are all too good to come watch their brother get married. They'd rather be playing Don't Wake the Llama. Whatever. Just remember this when he comes to your weddings and ignores them.
Thanks to you three for showing up anyway! And random townie who decided to come to the party (I must find a hack to stop walkbys from coming over to watch the wedding - it's so annoying). God, that dress makes Miranda look extremely thin which is especially surprising considering...
She's pregnant (if you were looking closely enough, you might've been able to tell a few pictures ago). And had to pop into this ugly dress halfway through the party. Because apparently, once you're pregnant, you lose any good fashion sense you had before.
This is, like, a perfect picture. It looks like I cut them out and pasted them on a blue background or something but it's just the sky.
Anyway, they are the cutest evarrrr!!! And Miranda really wants you to know that she's pregnant. If you couldn't figure it out before.
Oh, how nice that everyone could finally make it out! Poor Ella, though. There's not enough room at the table for her and she has to go eat inside all by her lonesome.
Chloe: "HAI GUISE! Y'KNOW WHAT ARE AWESOME?!? X-RAYS!!11!!!"
Ella just wishes she felt more like part of the family, y'all!
Penny: "Who are you calling a bitch, bitch? I love everyone and hate no one!"
"I have five best friends, you know!"
"See, I'm such a nice friendly person that I just made one right now!"
(This conversation came about because when I zoomed in to take a picture of Penny after they went to college, I thought that she looked like the kind of girl who was nice to your face but secretly a huge bitch. And I had to LOL at how appropriately their topics of conversation aligned with this.)
WE ACCEPT HER! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE!
Er, I mean... welcome to the family, Ella!
I was worried when the kids went over to take part in the toast because I thought they would have a drink, too, and child alcoholics = BAD. But they were just there to be the cheering section, thank God.
CHAMPAGNE DRANKIN', UR DOIN' IT WRONG!
Right after the toast, Callie all of a sudden bolted into the house.
Yeah, I should've guessed. At least she made it in time.
Proof that this family is full of RAGING ALCOHOLICS! Sasha disposed of the bottle of champagne but apparently Callie hadn't had enough so she literally pulled another one out of her ass and started toasting without even waiting for anyone else to come in. Do we need to schedule an intervention for you, sweetheart? Or at least an AA meeting?
Thank God. Jason left literally five seconds before the party was over because he had to go to the bathroom or something and would rather walk all the way home than walk three steps to the bathroom. And usually when someone leaves during the party, it becomes a disaster at the last minute. But apparently he was putting a damper on this party or something because it didn't even become a roof raiser until after he left.
Ella, what are you looking so depressed about?
You should take a cue from your husband who hasn't stopped smiling all evening. Seriously! I've never seen anyone smile as much as he does. ILU SASHA!
This family's obsession with cleanliness has gone way overboard. You know you've got a house full of OCD neat freaks on your hands when they're lining up to wash the dishes like it's the funnest thing ever.
Uh, guys, what the hell? Don't tell me you already had an argument during the honeymoon (which was only, like, an hour long)?
Never fear, though! They were just making their way to the hottub. Where Ella succeeded in getting pregnant already. Oops.
Okay, so at this point, I decided I didn't want Sasha to be heir after all and moved both of them out again. But I'm kind of regretting that decision so I don't know if it will stick. But for now, they are living in an apartment by themselves. Maybe I will make someone else heir but I will play them whenever I get bored/frustrated with the main house or something. Because there are just too many cute kids this generation for me to abandon all but one of them!
For the moment, here is some bonus Sasha and Ella goodness! Mostly Ella. Because she is so freaking adorable I can't stand it!
First of all, some Ella picspam that I took while they were still at the main house. I didn't want to clog up the story with all my fawning over her but I didn't want to delete these either so here, bask in the cuteness:
This one is my fave. She looks like a total airhead but a completely adorable one!
Anyway, they move into their new apartment and meet their alien landlord. (My sister has an alien landlord in her neighborhood, too. They are taking over the world!!!)
She is disgusted by Sasha and Ella's very public displays of affection.
Really disgusted.
"Eww... isn't there a rule in their lease that says no kissing allowed on my property?"
Yeah, I see what you're doing there. Pretending to be all grossed out and then sneaking a peak at Sasha's manliness for yourself. Well, you can't have him so don't even try!
Later: "OH MY GOD. TWO MEN KISSING. WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!? I HOPE THEY AREN'T MOVING INTO MY BUILDING." (Sorry, I think they are.)
She is actually super cute, though. <333 And her name is ARIADNE. Which is hot. And fits my Greek/mythology naming theme, OMG! One of the alien triplets should totally hook up with her.
Anyway, while Sasha was busy finding himself a job, Ella decided to start catching butterflies. Which just increased her cuteness factor by a million.
Aww, she's an outdoorsy girl!
"OH NOEZ. WHERE ARE MY BUTTERFLIES?!?"
*sadface*
Let's try again. (Creepy landlord is creepy. Dude, all landlords ever want to do is admire their tenants - it is rather annoying. Since when are they supposed to be that close with the people who pay them???)
VICTORY!
Creepy nature hobbyist is also creepy. Please step away from my Ella with that murderous gaze, kthnx.
Anyway, more from them later. Maybe. Or maybe they will move back in with Miranda. Here's the heir situation. Right now, I am strongly favoring Callie but she's having trouble finding a man. I also adore Chloe and Colin. Christian and Penny (and Jason, obviously) are definitely out. And I still love Sasha. But Miranda had her baby and she is adorable, too! Arghhhhhh... it is so hard!
